Ugliest Man Quotes

#1. The ugliest man was he who came to Troy; with squinting eyes and one distorted foot.

Homer

#2. I saw an Emmy ad that AMC took out with all the 'Breaking Bad' nominees' photos, and there's my picture from the show. It's like World's Ugliest Man - I'm an automatic winner in that category.

Mark Margolis

#3. You," she said, "are the ugliest man I ever saw." Sadly, the man answered, "Perhaps so, but I can't help that." "No," the woman allowed, "but you might stay at home.

Joshua Wolf Shenk

#4. You can be the ugliest man in the world but once you got money, you can have all the women in the world.

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

#5. I'd rather be voted 'the sexiest man in Denmark' than 'the ugliest man in Denmark'.

Mads Mikkelsen

#6. When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every week! And then, I really like to change my looks for films like 'Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle' where I have the pleasure of playing the ugliest man in the world.

Christopher Meloni

#7. A man driving a wagonload of children in a cage doesn't have to state his business. A farmer whose flesh lies sunken around his bones, and whose eyes are the colour of hunger, doesn't have to explain himself if he walks up to such a man. Hunger lies beneath all of our ugliest transactions.

Mark Lawrence

#8. Everybody had a hard year,
everybody had a good time,
everybody had a wet dream,
everybody saw the sun shine ...

The Beatles

#9. Each thought becomes an anxiety in my brain. I am becoming the ugliest of all things: a busy man.

Andre Gide

#10. You could be the ugliest, nastiest most miserable piece of shit known to man, but if you had a beating heart there was always a chance you'd turn into a diamond after a million years.

Conrad Williams

#11. Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.

Will Rogers

#12. I have always aspired towards other people's looks. When I was young, I loved teddy boys; I thought they looked wonderful. Then I was a cowboy in Arizona, really for the clothes! I had a ranch for five years; I had chaps made of bearskin.

Nicholas Haslam

#13. I just thought it was important that people knew right from the jump that I've got problems. But in all seriousness, that's a huge part of my writing process.

Joshua Mohr

#14. I suppose if a man lived through the ugliest side of love, he might never want to experience it again.

Colleen Hoover

#15. Days are like trains, they will just zoom by. You can be zapped seeing them pass or you can jump on to one of them and enjoy the Journey.-RVM

R.v.m.