Ubuweb Audio Quotes

#1. If nobody has really done a show about people in their twenties that has been successful, why?

Jason Katims

#2. Come on up, boys
-I'm dead.

Dylan Thomas

#3. You use force, you create fear. Fear destroys trust. Trust is the basis of harmony. The hardliner believes harmony and unity can be brought by force. That's totally unscientific, totally wrong.

Dalai Lama

#4. My mother played the piano and my father the violin, I can remember my dad teaching me how to waltz; I had my feet on his, my mother playing the piano, and my husband will tell you the lessons weren't very successful.

Quentin Bryce

#5. Wake up and fuck me," demanded Tarin.

"I thought your bum hurt?"

Tarin squirmed. "Want cock, too. Fall out a tree, climb it again.

Syd McGinley

#6. Our brief, little life here on Earth represents the only time in all of eternity when we can glorify God in the midst of struggle.

Wayne Stiles

#7. The whole Earth is at the hand of the wise man, since the fatherland of an elevated soul is the Universe.

Democritus

#8. A PERSON WHO CANNOT FORGIVE HAS FORGOTTEN HOW GREAT A DEBT GOD HAS FORGIVEN THEM.

John Bevere