U D L Hughley Quotes

#1. In the presence of my muse, I no longer NEEDED to draw.

Craig Thompson

#2. If you want to live a top shelf life then you need to stand on the books you have read. Never stop learning, never stop growing.

Jim Rohn

#3. With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

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#4. I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

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#5. The one thing women love more than money is power.

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#6. I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just ... old.

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#7. Part of the reason people abroad resent the United States is something Americans can do very little about: envy. The richest, most powerful country in the world attracts the jealousy of others in much the same way that the richest, most powerful man in a small town attracts the jealousy of others.

Mohsin Hamid

#8. I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

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#9. It isn't enough for your heart to break because everybody's heart is broken now.

Allen Ginsberg

#10. Everybody wants to be great at something.

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#11. There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

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#12. I think game theory creates ideas that are important in solving and approaching conflict in general.

Robert Aumann

#13. Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

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#14. They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is.

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#15. What job is worth the enormous psychic cost of following a leader who values loyalty in the narrowest sense.

Warren G. Bennis

#16. I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

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#17. Our sweetest hopes rise blooming. And then again are gone, They bloom and fade alternate, And so it goes rolling on. I know it, and it troubles My life, my love, my rest, My heart is wise and witty, And it bleeds within my breast.

Heinrich Heine

#18. I'm a werewolf, not a cretin. We have Blockbuster cards.

Shannon Delany

#19. They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

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#20. I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.

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#21. Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.

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#22. There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

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#23. Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

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