Two Fools Quotes

#1. May be we are not such fools as we look. But though we be, we are well content, so long as we may be two fools together.

R.D. Blackmore

#2. If you feel irritated by the absurd remarks of two people whose conversation you happen to overhear, you should imagine that you are listening to a dialogue of two fools in a comedy.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#3. Love is a misunderstanding between two fools.

Oscar Wilde

#4. Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.

William Congreve

#5. There are two fools in every marketplace; one asks too little, one asks too much.

Alan Sugar

#6. For in me there have always been two fools, among others, one asking nothing better than to stay where he is and the other imagining that life might be slightly less horrible a little further on.

Samuel Beckett

#7. I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so in whining poetry.

John Donne

#8. We're two fools, you know," he said, looking into her eyes. "I don't remember the moment I fell in love with you, but I breathe it in every minute, every day.

Laurel Cremant

#9. Compromise is a stalling between two fools.

Stephen Fry

#10. There are two fools in this world. One is the millionaire who thinks that by hoarding money he can somehow accumulate real power, and the other is the penniless reformer who thinks that if only he can take the money from one class and give it to another, all the world's ills will be cured.

Henry Ford

#11. The are two kinds of people in this modern society. First and the majority are those fools who think they are wise, and second are the few wise individuals who know that they are fools.

Abhijit Naskar

#12. Hanifs (Muslims) are stumbling, Christians all astray
Jews wildered, Magians far on error's way.
We mortals are composed of two great schools
Enlightened knaves or else religious fools.

Al-Ma'arri

#13. Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.

Trenton Lee Stewart

#14. And I saw on this hill, since my eyesight's so keen, the two biggest fools that have ever been seen! And the fools that I saw were none other than you, who seem to have nothing else better to do than sit here and argue who's better than who!

Dr. Seuss

#15. Two old fools left over from love

Alice Walker

#16. They say that God watches out for children, drunks and fools. Simply put, this means I stand a two-thirds better chance for divine intervention in my life than most other people.

Lenny Castellaneta

#17. It means that you two, precious father and son, would be a pair of knaves if you had sense enough; but, failing in that, you are only a pair of fools!

E.D.E.N. Southworth

#18. Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

Raheel Farooq

#19. Where two principles really do meet which cannot be reconciled with one another, then each man declares the other a fool and a heretic

Ludwig Wittgenstein

#20. There are two kinds of fools. One says, "This is old, and therefore good." And one says, " This is new, and therefore better.

John Brunner

#21. Thar is two things that every national crisis is bound to show up: first, a lot o' dum fools in command; second, lot o great commanders in the ranks. An' fortunately before the crisis is over the hull thing is sure set right, and the men is where they oughter be.

Ernest Thompson Seton

#22. There are two kinds of Fools. The real Fool is the most sincere of mortals: the Court Fool and his kind - the trifling, jesting buffoon - but simulate the family virtue, and steal the family name, for sordid purposes.

Albion W. Tourgee

#23. There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Josh Billings

#24. When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

Russell Baker

#25. Custom is the law of one description of fools, and fashion of another; but the two parties often clash
for precedent is the legislator of the first, and novelty of the last. Custom, therefore, looks to things that are past, and fashion to things that are present.

Charles Caleb Colton

#26. One or two individuals in times of crisis turn into Heroes, a handful into Villains, the rest into Fools.

Marisha Pessl

#27. He hadn't deserved the sort of love and loyalty Blue had given him without question since they'd been mere boys. Two rebellious kids with only one another to depend on in the whole world. Senseless or wise, they had both been fools in the end.

A.M. Daily

#28. And being but two-and-twenty and full of enthusiasm, I said, 'I will devote my life to this. This is worth while.'
You know what fools we are at two-and-twenty?

H.G.Wells

#29. What fools people are when they think they can make two lives belong together by saying words over them.

Ellen Glasgow

#30. Those who say theory and practice are two unrelated realms are fools in one and scoundrels in the other.

Ayn Rand

#31. It was idle, he knew, to get between a fool and his folly; while two or three fools more or less would not alter the scheme of things.

Jack London

#32. You two have a bad habit of acting like fools and calling it heroic.

Leigh Bardugo

#33. Nothing genuinely historical was ever lost in this country. For this reason we have two ruling parties: villains and fools.

Franz Grillparzer

#34. Mankind is made of two kinds of people: wise people who know they're fools, and fools who think they are wise.

Socrates

#35. There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.

Norm MacDonald