Twitcher Sayings

#1. They gave Sally this little blue butt-twitcher of a dress to wear. She really did look damn good in it, though. I have to admit it. And don't think she didn't know it. She kept walking ahead of me, so that I'd see how cute her little ass looked. It did look pretty cute, too. I hate to admit it.

J.D. Salinger

#2. Boughs have their fruit and blossom
At all times of the year;
Rivers are running over
With red beer and brown beer.

William Butler Yeats

#3. The number one thing to steal from your competitors: Wisdom.

Seth Godin

#4. You cannot cheat success! Gotta work for it! You gotta breathe it! Sleep it! Eat it!

Eric Thomas

#5. I think in Vice and American Me I played very silent, rigid characters and people remember them.

Edward James Olmos

#6. In love? You're crazy, and even if you weren't, you're too young to get married.

Stacey Jay

#7. As a great man's influence never ends, so also there is not definite finality, no end, to a great survey; it runs along for centuries, ever responsive to the strain of the increasing needs of a growing population and an enlarging domain.

Cleveland Abbe

#8. But I come to stories in the naked hope they will fuck me up.

Steve Almond

#9. THE STATE consists of a number of people who, having somehow got hold of it, make use of the machinery of coercion to the end that they might pursue their version of happiness without respect to the discipline of the market place.

Anonymous

#10. After all, I am angry, and yelling - channeling my inner Professor McGonagal like a bad bitch.

Tarryn Fisher

#11. You'd better be worth it, studmuffin. - Phoebe to Dan

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#12. To avoid congestion, I get up at 5:10, grab a slice of raisin toast, and leave the house at 6 A.M. My husband, Tim Dunn, who works for an environmental agency, is still asleep when I slip out, and I find that rather annoying.

Ellen Stofan