Top 13 Twin Brothers Funny Quotes
#1. I'm somebody who plays the piano ... sometimes.
Harold Budd
#2. Instead of relief or gratitude, more guilt washes over me. Andy's certainly not faultless - no one ever is in a marriage
Emily Giffin
#3. Theories of "natural law" and the "law of nations" are another excellent example of discussions destitute of all exactness. [ ... ] "Natural law" is simply that law of which the person using the phrase approves[ ... ]
Vilfredo Pareto
#4. If we are to flourish as creative beings, if we are to grow into wholeness, we must bloom wherever we are planted.
Sarah Ban Breathnach
#5. Logic cannot comprehend love; so much the worse for logic.
N. T. Wright
#6. In social situations I still feel scared. My best friend and husband give me the freedom to be myself.
Susannah Constantine
#7. Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.
John Daly
#8. With Mrs. Morel it was one of those still moments when the small frets vanish, and the beauty of things stands out, and she had the peace and the strength to see herself.
D.H. Lawrence
#9. Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else.
Ted Rall
#11. Your success as a family ... our success as a nation ... depends not on what happens inside the White House, but on what happens inside your house.
Barbara Bush
#12. A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.
Mark Twain
#13. A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
Billy Connolly
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