Twilight Vampire Quotes

#1. Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope they are asking you the meaning of life.

Paul Scofield

#2. I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv.

Jess C. Scott

#3. The minute you understand racism, you're responsible for being racist. It's like eating from the tree of knowledge.

Lynda Barry

#4. I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I'd smelled in eighty years.

Stephenie Meyer

#5. No shifting in my car Blake,I don't want slobber all over my seats. Neesa

C.T. Todd

#6. There is no greatness apart from self control. Development that does not include self government will only guarantee our mediocrity.

Graham Cooke

#7. Maybe we'll have vampire prom."
He shot me an appalled look. "What is this, Twilight?

Veronica Wolff

#8. The real "work" of prayer is to become silent and listen to the voice that says good things about me.
To gently push aside and silence the many voices that question my goodness and to trust that I will hear the voice of blessing
that demands real effort.

Henri J.M. Nouwen

#9. Welcome to Tears of Crimson, the New Orleans Vampire Bar.

Michelle Hughes

#10. She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin's so pale she looks like she's just broken dawn.

John Green

#11. I still love taking pictures with Polaroid film. For me, it offers the most beautiful way of capturing reality and transferring it onto a flat piece of paper.

Helena Christensen

#12. 'Twilight' was about a naive person who knew nothing of a certain world, basically discovering that this world existed and totally being indoctrinated into it and falling in love with a vampire, which is interesting.

Mark Waters

#13. Archer turned back to me, and that familiar grin flashed over his face. Come on, Mercer. Me, you, the cellar. What could go wrong?

Rachel Hawkins

#14. Love is one of society's many socially accepted forms of madness.

Luke Rhinehart

#15. There would be no twilight, I realized that. Ah, very sad indeed. But as a vampire I often beheld the twilight. So why should I complain?

Anne Rice

#16. 'Twilight' is very different to the 'Vampire Academy,' completely.

Dominic Sherwood

#17. Edward Cullen?" "Yeah, you know, the vampire? From Twilight?

J.M. Darhower

#18. By the way, if you're ever conversing with an actual vampire, do not refer to the House of Shadows as Twilight Manor. There's a reason vampires aren't known for their senses of humour.
If you accidentally do so, I'd say run, but it's probably already too late.

Jacqueline Carey

#19. He's confused. It's a classic love triangle ... like Peyton, Lucas and Brooke on One Tree Hill. Or Joey, Dawson and Pacey on Dawson's Creek. Even Bella, Edward and Jacob in Twilight, although none of you is a vampire or a werewolf.

Jennifer Jabaley

#20. I can't compare these movies (Vampire Academy/Twilight/Harry Potter). Every single one of them has their own mythology.

Danila Kozlovsky

#21. I'm perfectly honest, I've never seen Twilight, I've never seen The Vampire Diaries, and I've never seen True Blood, or anything like that.

Oliver Jackson-Cohen

#22. I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.

Stephenie Meyer

#23. She could never understand why creatures of darkness had the slightest interest in spineless human girls.

Thomm Quackenbush

#24. There's a certain point, when you're writing autobiographical stuff, where you don't want to misrepresent yourself. It would be dishonest.

Mark Strand

#25. Why does my muse only speak when she is uhnhappy? She does not, I only listen when I am unhappy.

Stevie Smith

#26. You know Twilight?" He blinks. "Excuse me?" "Twilight. The vampire book." His wary eyes study my face. "What about it?" "Okay, so you know how Bella's blood is extra special? Like how it gives Edward a raging boner every time he's around her?

Elle Kennedy

#27. I didn't want to kill girls ... even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde.

Stephenie Meyer

#28. On Salem's Lot: " My favorite vampire story ever. I first read this 20 years ago, and I can still quote lines from it.
"You have been ill-used, Mr Bryant."
"I will see you sleep like the dead, teacher."
"The boy makes ten of you, false priest."
Fuck twilight. Seriously ...

Jay Kristoff

#29. Six years of dreams would end in eternal love, or an eternity of loss.

Michelle Hughes

#30. drenching his shirt with saltwater

Stephenie Meyer

#31. I'm aware of 'Twilight,' but I've never seen the movies or read any of the books. Frankly, the story leaves me cold - why do a vampire story about abstinence?

Alan Ball

#32. Just you wait till I'm a vampire! I'm not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time.

Stephenie Meyer

#33. We each have only one voice. And the world is so loud. Sometimes I think that the quiet ones have figured out that the best way to get other people's attention is not to shout, but to whisper. Which makes everyone listen a little harder.

Meg Wolitzer

#34. There's never really been a time when vampires weren't so over that you would be crazy to write a vampire book, or so huge that you would be crazy to write a vampire book. I'm not sure there's ever going to be a time. We went from Anne Rice to Buffy to 'Twilight.'

Holly Black

#35. Pick a side, Max. I feel like I'm living through some vampire romance where you can't be near me because my blood smells delicious.

Lucy Keating

#36. I am an offspring of the dead. I am descended from the deceased. I am the progeny of phantoms. My ancestors are the illustrious multitudes of the defunct, grand and innumerable. My lineage is longer than time. My name is written in embalming fluid in the book of death. A noble race is mine.

Thomas Ligotti

#37. I've lost my mind," Alex muttered, grabbing her knives again and stomping back across the kitchen. "I woke up this morning a boring little chef on planet earth, and somehow ended up in the Twilight Zone as a third-rate stand-in for Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Lynsay Sands

#38. Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker

Stephenie Meyer

#39. Real inward devotion knows no prayer but that arising from the depths of its own feelings.

Wilhelm Von Humboldt

#40. Not to disparage anything, but most vampire stories tend to be romance novels that are 'Twilight'-ish with metrosexual guys.

Mark Pellegrino