Tweaker Quotes

#1. If there was a National Tweaker Olympics, Oregon would bring home the gold in every category (Living in Squalor, Poisoning Your Neighbors, Developing Facial Scabs, Public Aggression, Theft of Useless Things, Taking Stuff Apart, and Crazy Talking).

Laurie Notaro

#2. Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?
A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter.

Bucky Sinister

#3. I'm a collector, a tinkerer, and a tweaker, like a lot of people, and recording equipment is really easy to fetishize.

John Vanderslice

#4. Being a dad has made me more aware of myself. I can see all of my virtues and flaws. They become glaringly clear when my daughter communicates with me in the same ways that I communicate with her. I can really tell where and when I went wrong.

Harold Perrineau

#5. I get asked a lot why Apple's customers are so loyal. It's not because they belong to the Church of Mac! That's ridiculous.

Steve Jobs

#6. Adventure is not outside man; it is within.

George Eliot

#7. I took another punch for the parrots. It's like boxing with the sun. Just watch the sparks FLY!!!

Jes Fuhrmann

#8. Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal.

Robert Collier

#9. There is something dark and wintry about the atmosphere of the later Middle Ages.

Lytton Strachey

#10. I've never liked rehearsing too much.

J Mascis

#11. Perhaps one of these days she'd surprise herself and not actually do the thing that was right and proper and best for all concerned. And probably give herself heart failure from the shock.

Jo Victor

#12. Death stings so harshly, no escape and hiding zone from it.

Euginia Herlihy

#13. Why not invest in the future of music, instead of building fortresses to preserve its past?

David Byrne