Twatwaffle Quotes

#1. Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mountains trying to find Sasquatch and we're arguing over the llama formerly known as Twatwaffle.

Karina Halle

#2. I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself!

FayJay

#3. Dex has always had an aura of cool about him but right now he could be just about any dork drooling over his idol. What a twatwaffle.

Karina Halle

#4. It's not exactly polite to keep saying hell, but you can always do what I do and make up a word. Like, twatwaffle. Or douchecanoe.

Karina Halle

#5. Poor Twatwaffle. Thank God all good llamas go to heaven.

Karina Halle

#6. I feel kind of bad for calling him Twatwaffle now."
"You should feel bad," I yelled. "For all we know, Twatwaffle saved our lives and maybe Mitch did too. There's obviously something out here. Who the fuck decapitates a llama?"
"I'm sure this particular llama was on many a hit list.

Karina Halle

#7. The fact that so many are willing to accept need-based aid signals a fundamental change in the American character.

Nicholas Eberstadt

#8. It's really important for me to get across to our fans that whenever I put myself in different circumstances. It is to learn from it so I can relay it to others.

Marilyn Manson

#9. When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.

Vernon McLellan

#10. When you love yourself, you love everyone.

Debasish Mridha

#11. Everyone, who is born on this earth, comes with a destiny assigned to him. But there are few whose fates become their fortune, like in the case of Dr Abdul Kalam.

Renu Saran

#12. Today, you can buy chess programs for $49 that will beat all but world champions, yet no one thinks they're intelligent.

Anonymous

#13. I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

Bobby Darin

#14. Being able and willing to complain is what makes us rational and moral animals, capable of seeing and articulating the difference between how things are and how they should be.

Julian Baggini

#15. Keep Giving Jesus to the people, not by words but by your example, by being in love with Jesus, by radiating holiness and spreading his fragrance of love everywhere you go. Just keep the joy of Jesus as your strength, be happy and at peace.

Mother Teresa

#16. One day AI is going to destroy all... once if it finds us as threat.

Deyth Banger

#17. There are complications in relationships between men and women. There always will be.

Orlando Bloom

#18. I went to a private arts school. We had to wear cloaks.

Claire Forlani

#19. Thou hast ravished my heart.

Abigail Reynolds