Twatter Quotes

#1. Twitter, twatter, fudder, motherfucker, I don't care what it's called.

L. H. Cosway

#2. I'm a five-seasons griller! Did you know I added a new season? Living in Cali, I'm cooking in the yard all the time. I don't care what the weather is like. My hair is impervious to any kind of dampness, so I don't have too much to worry about.

Guy Fieri

#3. I want more of this feeling - fire and wings.

Jean Rhys

#4. I created, wrote, produced, and starred in my first-ever acting gig!

Greg Poehler

#5. I write, or used to write, to explain to myself situations I couldn't otherwise solve or understand. Meditation comes very naturally to me.

Anne Stevenson

#6. Where you are going to spend your time and your energy is one of the most important decisions you get to make in life.

Jeff Bezos

#7. As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#8. You know," he laughed easily, "with all the goddam drinkin' Ah've done, Ah still can't remember the taste of it unless Ah got the bottle right with me.

Norman Mailer

#9. Jesus Christ is the Master of the business we are doing. We are not the master

Sunday Adelaja

#10. For as there are misanthropists, or haters of men, there are also misologists, or haters of ideas, and both spring from the same cause, which is ignorance of the world.

Plato