Turtled Quotes

#1. In 2008, Barack Obama did get Democrats hyperventilating, whipped up to a creamy froth, while John McCain creaked ahead like a cranky granddad whom Republicans let move to the front of the buffet line, deferring to seniority, as they had in 1996, when Bob Dole turtled to the top of the ticket.

James Wolcott

#2. In spite of their love, they had made each other's life a hell. The fact that they loved each other was merely proof that the fault lay not in themselves, in their behavior or inconstancy of feeling, but rather in their incompatibility: he was strong and she was weak.

Milan Kundera

#3. The whole thing reminds me of graduate school seminars, except these people are smart and funny and have something interesting to say.

Sarah Vowell

#4. Pauline had once said to me, after she was through the worst of her stunned unhappiness, that if you behave as if you are all right, then one day you will be.

Nicci French

#5. And o'er the hills, and far away Beyond their utmost purple rim, Beyond the night, across the day, Thro' all the world she follow'd him.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

#6. I read over a hundred books a year and have done so since I was fifteen years old, and every book I've read has taught me something.

Nicholas Sparks

#7. Americans, in general, are ignorant, bigoted, and deeply unhappy with their declining incomes.

Gore Vidal

#8. No man wants to feel that he's there because of his woman's biological clock or because he's filling a job opening for husband or significant other.

George Weinberg

#9. I don't trust a girl that doesn't eat. I find that a little sketchy.

Miles Teller

#10. I don't know nothing about nothing.

Danny Bautista

#11. Excellence in health means devoting your life to ending poverty.

Patch Adams

#12. A trustee has a responsibility to guard the assets of others with a higher degree of care than he does his own.

John Ashcroft

#13. Don't think of your courses as providing all you need for your career.

Mike Thompson