Tuli Kupferberg Quotes

#1. I love you and I like you.

Amy Poehler

#2. A European brewery has purchased Anheuser-Busch, the makers of Budweiser, for $52 billion. Which is a a shame because if they had waited until happy hour, they could have paid half that.

Conan O'Brien

#3. A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think.

Eleanor Roosevelt

#4. A maidenhead, the virgin's trouble
Is well-compare-d to a bubble
on a navigable river
Soon 'tis touched t'is gone forever

John Clare

#5. People are slippery.
Especially when they excrete.
Or bleed.
Or fuck.

Logan Ryan Smith

#6. This time James Swindler strode into the room. It had always irritated Jack that Swindler had the uncanny knack to give the impression he belonged, regardless of the surroundings. He'd probably look comfortable strolling through Buckingham Palace.

Lorraine Heath

#7. As we try to achieve perfection, society changes and we just become more imperfect

Joao Matod

#8. Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope.

Tuli Kupferberg

#9. Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat [or any pet].

Arya Riverdale

#10. When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge.

Tuli Kupferberg