Tuba Player Sayings

#1. Being an outsider doesn't necessarily indicate any sort of social failing. We do not view a tuba player as musically challenged if he cannot play the violin.

Alexandra Robbins

#2. Michael ... Michael got bitten. And now he's a vampire. But he doesn't remember becoming one, and that's a big problem. So if you see him, don't, you know, hug. He bites. He doesn't mean it, though.

Rachel Caine

#3. When a man marries, dies, or turns Hindu, his best friends hear no more of him.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

#4. Think of the celebrated artwork on your fridge. Your best effort plus the love of the Savior is a masterpiece. It's not about outcome; it's about effort.

Kim Nelson

#5. An investigator has to have a defense arsenal. Heck, every woman alive should have one if she wants to stay that way.

Deb Baker

#6. I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

Edgar Allan Poe

#7. A wise woman protects her kids. A wiser woman hangs out with police officers, retired FBI agents and private investigators.

Shannon L. Alder

#8. Learn to destroy your enemies by opening holes in their own reputations. Then stand aside and let public opinion hang them.

Robert Greene

#9. I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot.

Gary Hart

#10. If you dream your problems at night and live your problems by day, you are suffering the effects of paralyzing toxins delivered by the sting of worry, stress, and fear. You must detach yourself from these leeches if you do not wish to be irreversibly poisoned.

Richelle E. Goodrich