Trussell Quotes

#1. I'm a weird dichotomy of nerd, sports fan, and musical theater, so I'd love to do a superhero musical on Broadway. But all the good superheroes are claimed.

Taran Killam

#2. I don't play polo anymore because I am too old. But we still have a half a dozen horses - a couple of young horses we are teaching how to play polo and older horses that are real trustworthy when you get them up in the mountains.

William Devane

#3. We've just barely stopped being monkeys.

Duncan Trussell

#4. Most women would rather have someone whisper their name at optimum moments than rocket with contractions to the moon.

Merle Shain

#5. True healing is realizing you were never sick in the first place

Duncan Trussell

#6. I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

Garry Shandling

#7. He (Tesla) was 84, and he died in a hotel, completely broke and alone. In love with a pigeon. This is a nightmare. I'm in hell. This is hell. I'm talking about Tesla in my puke. Tesla was the electric Jesus. I can't breathe.

Duncan Trussell

#8. Confidence is good, but when they hold their heads high like that, it just makes them look cocky and snobbish.

Grace Fiorre

#9. That thing in you that you think is a demon is actually a bodyguard that's run amok

Duncan Trussell

#10. If you inquire into the hurt, you'll know what you're experiencing is love.

Duncan Trussell

#11. Because we were both writers and both worked at home our days were filled with the sound of each other's voice

Joan Didion

#12. I love being a carbon molecule.

Duncan Trussell

#13. As a child, I remember being in the pool at this pool party and having to get out of the pool to watch Nixon resign. My first idea of a president was of a guy who was a crook.

Kelly Reichardt

#14. When you're really looking forward to something, you don't feel the sense of pressure.

Scott Weiland

#15. wonderful bit of Chinese wisdom that asks, "When is the best time to plant a tree?" The answer is "20 years ago, but the next best time is right now.

Paul S. Boynton

#16. What you're saying is often less important than what you're feeling when you're saying it.

Duncan Trussell