True Funny Inspirational Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 21 True Funny Inspirational Quotes

#1. The term 'human rights defender,' incidentally, isn't something I or my attorneys came up with. Personally, I find it a little embarrassing. - Author: Ward Churchill
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#2. No, I don't believe in hard work. If something is hard, leave it. Let it come to you. Let it happen. - Author: Jeremy Irons
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#3. Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. - Author: Zayn Malik
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#4. We are so unconscious about our actions that we don't even realize the immense suffering we are causing to animals, the planet, and ourselves. - Author: Sharon Gannon
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#5. There is a kind of truth in a well-told lie. When we look back, we don't see things as they were but how we would like them to have been. - Author: Chloe Thurlow
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#6. It's true most superheroes have funny names. But they have to come up with these names by themselves. Think about how hard it is. Try it, right now; boil down your personality and abilities to a single phrase or image. If you can do that, you're probably a superhero already. - Author: Andrew Kaufman
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#7. I've tried many different types of alarm apps, but the tried and true is the iPhone alarm. I like it because you can label your alarms. For my personal amusement, I've labeled them 3 a.m. for 'ridiculously early,' 3:30 is just 'early,' and 4 is 'slacker.' - Author: Savannah Guthrie
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#8. What the hell was I thinking? that wasn't funny. It was supposed to be funny, but it's after midnight, and I'm never funny after midnight - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#9. Clare's been called a lot of things- smart and funny, driven and talented- but memorable certainly isn't one of them. The most important things about her- the ones she's most proud of- are apparent only once you get to know her. - Author: Jennifer E. Smith
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#10. I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. - Author: C.D. Reiss
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#11. Volatility in the up direction is not a problem-it's only downward volatility that offers discourse. - Author: Coreen T. Sol
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#12. We can beat our swords into plowshares, and we can beat our plowshares into swords, but as far as computers go, a hammer can only change the shape of the junk, not it's function. - Author: Jury Nel
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#13. Whatever I do, I love to win. I don't care if it's tennis or ping pong, I'll kill myself to win it. - Author: Andy Pettitte
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#14. They chose "beer as soda pop." Craft brewers are "beer as wine. - Author: Michael Jackson
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#15. When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start crying, i bet she will save the ticket for you. - Author: Werley Nortreus
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#16. I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol - Author: Fee Scott
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#17. Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. - Author: William Goldman
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#18. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Author: Dave Barry
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#19. I'm kind of sad and happy all the time. Just kind of like feeling, you know, full of life and confident, and at the same time terrified. I'm all of those things at once. - Author: Billy Bob Thornton
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#20. I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both. - Author: Michael W. Grimard
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#21. Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? - Author: Rachel Maddow
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