Trekkie Monster Quotes

#1. Joys divided are increased.

Josiah Gilbert Holland

#2. You know, I don't feel fifty. I feel not a day over forty-nine. It's incredible. I'm bouncy, I feel bouncy.

David Bowie

#3. Quo Fas et Gloria Ducunt (Whither right and glory lead)

Elizabeth II

#4. I didn't think Comfort and Joy was going to be a box-office smash.

Bill Forsyth

#5. Any way you cut it, I was stuck between a rock and a hard place. Or, more accurately, between a fang and a sharp place.

Jeaniene Frost

#6. In the storm of emotions, we can create a small, peaceful sanctuary within.

Mary Morrissey

#7. Our suffering, as well as our joy, shapes who we are and who we will become. We may wish for all of our trials to be taken away, but to do so would be a great disservice to our personal growth.

Callie Kanno

#8. I bet you've seen the fundamentalist bumper sticker that says, "God said it! I believe it! That settles it!" It must be a typo because what the driver really means is, "I said it! God believes it! That settles it!

Robert M. Price

#9. Prayer in the hour of need is a great boon. From simple trials to our Gethsemanes, prayer can put us in touch with God, our greatest source of comfort and counsel.

Ezra Taft Benson

#10. No group can be truly suppressed until its members are trained and convinced to suppress one another.

Jenny Nordberg

#11. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive.

Neil Gaiman

#12. I'll say it again, for every moment you're with the wrong person, you are robbing yourself and the right person of the opportunity to find real happiness.

Ingrid Weir

#13. I'm proud of myself for doing my best. That's all anyone can ask of me.

Stefanie Weisman