Trailer Park Funny Sayings

#1. The noblest works and foundations have proceeded from childless men, which have sought to express the image of their minds, where those of their bodies have failed. So the care of posterity is most in them that they have no posterity.

Francis Bacon

#2. No: Human beings, by orders of magnitude, remained the most vicious animal on the planet.

Peter Heller

#3. Many fungal diseases, like aspergillosis or coccidioidomycosis, start when you inhale a small fungal particle called a spore. The spore settles in the lung, where it begins to grow and divide. The ball of fungus grows larger and larger and can eventually make it difficult to breathe.

Jennifer Gardy

#4. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

Larry The Cable Guy

#5. Seek the path, do not seek attainment, seek for the path within yourself. Do not expect to hear the truth from others, nor to see it, nor to read it in books. Look for the truth within yourself, not without yourself.

P.D. Ouspensky

#6. When the story gets sad and terrible, when there are too many mistakes to count, hang on for the beautiful parts. Wait for them. Have some faith they'll arrive. This is also precisely the point: the hanging on. The waiting, the faith.

Deb Caletti

#7. Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.

Horace Greeley