Top 8 Tracy Jordan Quotes

#1. Cereal is food, sort of. It tastes grainy, easy and light, with a hint of false fruitiness. It tastes the way America feels.

Gary Shteyngart

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#2. When you get pushed down, you pick yourself up and move on. I've never been a victim.

Sharon Osbourne

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#3. The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny!

Tracy Morgan

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#4. May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

Keisha Keenleyside

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#5. Keep your honor code between you and God, you don't break that, no matter who's not looking. God is.

Caroline Myss

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#6. Martha looked at her son. So this was the beginning of growing up. This was where the road they had been traveling together first parted.

Elizabeth Yates

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#7. The future is like a Japanese game show,
you never know what's going on.

Tracy Jordan

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#8. What a teacher doesn't say ... is a telling part of what a student hears.

Maurice Natanson

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