Tovarishch Quotes

#1. Is a virus self-aware? Nyet. How about oyster? I doubt it. A cat? Almost certainly. A human? Don't know about you, tovarishch, but I am.

Robert A. Heinlein

#2. I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I
don't want to get audited by the IRS.

Jay Leno

#3. Not only a fanatic and an incendiary (two of the insults that dogged Defoe most closely in his lifetime), the author of Robinson Crusoe was also an egregious spiv, and a slave to bling.

Daniel Defoe

#4. It's important to me that no one can say I'm not pumping out high-level research.

Marcus Du Sautoy

#5. The miracle of our predicament is not how long everything has been in place but how brief it all has been.

Terence McKenna

#6. Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's still doing it!

Terry Pratchett

#7. Our task is to learn, to become God-like through knowledge. We know so little. You are here to be my teacher. I have so much to learn. By knowledge we approach God, and then we can rest. Then we come back to teach and help others. I

Brian L. Weiss

#8. I'm on Twitter, but I'm not super active. I follow a lot of the same people that a lot of people follow: Rob Delaney, Megan Amram, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, people I've worked with.

Randall Park

#9. if the count of monte cristo could escape the chateau d'if, william smithback could escape from river oaks

Douglas Preston

#10. I suppose the Church would be perfect only if it were run by perfect beings. God is perfect, and His doctrine is pure. But He works through us - His imperfect children - and imperfect people make mistakes.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf

#11. Freedom is not procured by a full enjoyment of what is desired, but by controlling the desire.

Epictetus

#12. I put my comics that are really valuable into regular mylar because I like to look at them. Once they're in those clam shell boxes, they're impossible to open up.

Geoff Johns

#13. There's always something to eat, if you're hungry enough.

Terry Pratchett

#14. All riches have their origin in mind. Wealth is in ideas - not money.

Robert Collier