Touche Turtle Quotes

#1. I would rather die a thousand deaths than surrender.

Robert E.Lee

#2. Life is a book that someone else is reading - and you, a key character - hence the need for continual conflict and resolution. We can't have any boring books.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#3. When you realize where you come from, you naturally become tolerant, amused, kindhearted as a grandmother, and dignified as a king. Immersed in wonder, you can deal with whatever life brings you, and when death comes, you are ready.

Laozi

#4. Everything we see in nature is manifested truth; only we are not able to recognize it unless truth is manifest within ourselves.

Jakob Bohme

#5. Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.

Mark Twain

#6. Vanity is apt to inspire contempt, but that becomes immediately tempered by a gentler and more gracious feeling; for the vain man desires to win our approbation, and in this way he flatters us.

Arthur Alfred Lynch

#7. I think of you and forget to breath...

Gloria Smith

#8. It's your panties; they're pulling me in," he grinned. Oh no he didn't. "How can they be? I'm not wearing any.

Dawn Doyle

#9. What kind of programmer is so divorced from reality that she thinks she'll get complex software right the first time?

James Alan Gardner

#10. No matter how tough the situation, you still have to hang on.

Lailah Gifty Akita