Toradze Concert Quotes

#1. I set the time on my iPhone to be 30 minutes late, so I'm only an hour and a half late to appointments now.

Bill Hader

#2. High school sucks. People who say those were the best years of your life - those people are liars ... Who wants the best years of their life to be in *high school*? High school is something *everybody* should be ready to lose.

Meg Cabot

#3. If it's supposed to be a really passionate snog, you slip the tongue in.

Jennifer Ellison

#4. He was an American, so it seemed only fair to shoot him.

Mark Gatiss

#5. The center of salvation is the Cross of Jesus, and the reason it is so easy to obtain salvation is because it cost God so much.

Oswald Chambers

#6. The most wonderful gift one human being can give to another, is in some way, to make that person's life a little bit better to live.

John Assaraf

#7. Always think of passing the ball before shooting it.

John Wooden

#8. You know what we can be like: see a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair. By the time someone says, 'I'd like you to meet Cecil,' we shout, 'You're late again with the child support!'

Cynthia Heimel