Top Cycling Quotes

#1. Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

Dick Gregory

#2. No? Part girl, part wolf? Do they lick their butter knives?

Libba Bray

#3. I'm an artist because that's what I was best at as a kid. It was fun ... I continue to be an artist ... for the freedom that an art career can bring. I don't need an alarm clock and I am my own boss.

Mark Kostabi

#4. An image is not simply a trademark, a design, a slogan or an easily remembered picture. It is a studiously crafted personality profile of an individual, institution, corporation, product or service.

Daniel J. Boorstin

#5. Thomas Pynchon looks exactly like Thomas Pynchon should look. He is tall, he wears lumberjack shirts and blue jeans. He has Albert Einstein white hair and Bugs Bunny front teeth.

Salman Rushdie

#6. I have a lot of cooking tools. In fact I have a whole drawer full of knives. Cooking tools, especially cutlery, are my toys.

Martin Yan

#7. I like the idea of taking a true classic written by a true genius and destroying it essentially! I like the idea of bringing it down to earth a bit - and even a bit lower than that.

Randy Newman

#8. There's something about wearing clothes that your great-grandmother might have thought were nice that makes you look older.

Laura Carmichael

#9. I think silence is one of the failures of people today. When they see an injustice or intolerance, and they stay silent - that's the worst thing.

Anonymous

#10. One or two of the trips were a bit scary. Soldiers had me at gun point on one trip, locked me in my van all night and escorted me in and out of buildings when I wanted to wash.

Joey Dunlop

#11. I want to be remembered going off the front, not the other way. After winning my seventh king-of-the-mountains title and winning a stage on Bastille Day, I asked myself, 'What more can I do in cycling?' I want to go out at the top.

Richard Virenque