Top 6 Top 10 Funny Break Up Quotes

#1. TALK, v.t. To commit an indiscretion without temptation, from an impulse without purpose.

Ambrose Bierce

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#2. The human race, whose intelligence dates back only a single tick of the astronomical clock, could hardly hope to understand so soon what it all means.

James Jeans

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#3. Why mundanes always insist on taking responsibility for things that aren't their fault is a mystery to me. You didn't force that cocktail down his idiotic throat.
-Jace, pg.241-

Cassandra Clare

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#4. My secret to a long, healthy life is to always keep working. It keeps me busy and happy and gives me a reason to stay alive.

Johannes Heesters

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#5. Versace! Versace! Versace! Versace! Versace! Versace! We love Versace. Versace is the greatest designer of all time!

Kanye West

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#6. Yet I understood the poetry of such mind games one day when, attempting to ask for my glasses (lunettes), I was asked what I wanted to do with the moon (lune).

Jean-Dominique Bauby

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