Top 10 Brooklyn 99 Quotes

#1. The Christians think I am making a mistake by not trying the New Testament and meeting Jesus. The Jews tend to think I am making a mistake by reading without support from educated people. After all, there is 2,000 years of scholarship about the book, they say, so it's perverse of me to ignore it.

David Plotz

#2. The same way that a tiny thought in our childhood can manifest thirty years later as an anxiety disorder, one tiny thought right now can manifest just six months from now as unconditional love and unshakable happiness.

Vironika Tugaleva

#3. Somehow, I always knew I would get married by the time I was 27. Even in college, I had this weird thing in my head that I would get married when I was 27, and hopefully my career would be stable, and I'll have kids by 30. And that's exactly what has happened.

Emraan Hashmi

#4. It's business, selling comics, you work out what sells and you don't want to muck about with it too much.

Eddie Campbell

#5. Utopia lies at the horizon.
When I draw nearer by two steps,
it retreats two steps.
If I proceed ten steps forward, it
swiftly slips ten steps ahead.
No matter how far I go, I can never reach it.
What, then, is the purpose of utopia?
It is to cause us to advance.

Eduardo Galeano

#6. Feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember

F Scott Fitzgerald

#7. I was hoping I was going to get an ulcer. I was hoping to boost my research career by developing a bleeding ulcer.

Barry Marshall

#8. Second class travel is better than third class walking.

Stephen Richards

#9. If you cannot find yourself on the page very early in life, you will go looking for yourself in all the wrong places.

Richard Peck

#10. I'm going to claim her so there's nothing to protect her from. I'll make her mine, fill her with my seed and it will plant there. She'll make an excellent mate and mother to my young."
-Brawn

Laurann Dohner