Tonto Quotes

#1. I think I'm losing my bottle. I think I'm going tonto.

Martin Amis

#2. Well the Lone Ranger and Tonto, they are riding down the line fixing everybody's troubles, everybody except mine.

Bob Dylan

#3. I had a blast writing the Ranger in 'The Great Dinosaur Rush' for the Moonstone collection. The story turned out to be twice as long as it was supposed to be, but I was having fun. I even showed the Ranger in his 'old prospector' disguise, and I had some nice exchanges between the Ranger and Tonto.

Mel Odom

#4. The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?

Robin McKinley

#5. When I played Tonto in 'The Lone Ranger' and was playing the older Tonto, I would just leave the makeup on and go to sleep because it was a four or five hour job; it was, from the waist up, all over me.

Johnny Depp

#6. I thought about getting out and looking for some kind of clue, until I realized how silly that was. Did I think I was Tonto, faithful Indian guide? I couldn't look at a bent twig and tell how many white men had been past in the last hour.

Jeff Lindsay

#7. When I was growing up, they had just found radio.

Arnold Palmer

#8. A good man is hard to find," she said wistfully. "Not everyone is as lucky as you are.

Nicholas Sparks

#9. I trust the universe to bring me everything I need at the right time context and order.

Tonto Dikeh

#10. Like springs, adaptations can only go downhill.

John Simon

#11. Remember it doesn't take the same minute to make Indomie like it does to make Jollof rice.

Tonto Dikeh

#12. In your flaws are hidden your strength. Your perfect imperfection will lead you to change.

Tonto Dikeh

#13. Explain to me what loving feels like, Beth. I want to understand.

Jennifer Ashley

#14. Don Jazzy and I have a past, I never dated Wizkid

Tonto Dikeh

#15. Every good soldier is trained for the battle field. God is prepping you my darlings.

Tonto Dikeh

#16. The Professor noted two nymphs with strawberries on their heads, a DayGlo Amish lady, a mustachioed man in a rainbow apron. He wrote Saturday Night Fever, then crossed it out and wrote Drag Ball + Bollywood and underlined it twice.

La Carmina

#17. One thing which frustrates me about state pensions is the disparity between EU countries.

Geoff Capes

#18. It's sometimes surprising how people can open up when you demonstrate a willingness to listen to their stories with attentiveness and respect.

Kevin Fedarko

#19. Your present challenges or limitations cannot stop you from becoming what God has ordained you to be.

Tonto Dikeh

#20. I appreciate the mistakes I made in the past cause it is shaping my future.

Tonto Dikeh

#21. When you know all of those things exist for other people but not for you, sometimes it's very hard to endure the not having.

Susan Sheehan

#22. This was like an X-rated version of America's Got Talent, except with Vampyres.

Thea Harrison

#23. Meeting external deadlines is much harder than meeting internal ones. On the other hand, internal deadlines sometimes don't feel real, and are therefore easy to evade.

James Surowiecki

#24. Your eloquence should be the servant of the ideas in your head. Your rule might be this: If a sentence, no matter how excellent, does not illuminate your subject in some new and useful way, scratch it out.

Kurt Vonnegut

#25. No matter how softly you whisper a prayer, God hears and understands.

Tonto Dikeh

#26. Now it may seem so far from where we all are It's something we can't neglect It's something I can't neglect Now won't you give some bread to get the starving fed

George Harrison

#27. The hands that had made the sun and stars were too small to reach the huge heads of the cattle. Upon this paradox, we might almost say upon this jest, all the literature of our faith is founded.

Gilbert K. Chesterton