Tom Cruise Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Tom Cruise Funny Quotes

#1. I never weep over lost money, for I figure I'd rather go to the poorhouse once than go there every day. - Author: Marie Dressler
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#2. Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."
Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."
Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever. - Author: Ann Edwards Cannon
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#3. Plan your life, keeping value of time in mind because time is your life and it is very limited. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#4. Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident ... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help. - Author: Tom Cruise
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#5. Two sparrows on one Ear of Corn make an ill agreement. - Author: George Herbert
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#6. Home. What does it mean to me? Will I ever know home again? - Author: Ellen Hopkins
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#7. Show a man too many camels' bones,or show them to him too often,and he will not be able to recognize a camel when he comes across a live one. - Author: Idries Shah
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#8. The mind is beautiful and always in search of beauty.
In a moment it can run from joy to untold agony. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#9. I think as long as you look like your having a good time, I'm impressed. Because I have a lot of energy, and I like being around it all the time. If you're just sitting in the corner, I probably won't notice you. - Author: Kate Upton
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#10. I was never really a comic-book fanatic. - Author: J.J. Abrams
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#11. If you look at the average age of a company on the Dow Jones index, it's something like 35 years or younger. In other words ... success is no indication of longevity. - Author: Simon Sinek
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#12. In today's disposable culture, we throw away people like we do razors, always assuming there's someone better out there to hang out with, or to work for- people who will never embarrass us, let us down or offend us. - Author: Kelly Cutrone
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#13. This has been the freakin' longest night of my life," I said with dismay. "Yeah," he replied. "And it's not over yet. - Author: D.J. MacHale
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