Toilet Cleaner Quotes

#1. By the way, the next time you see a little girl who's excited for Halloween,and she says,"I want to be Cinderella! I want to be Cinderella!" you'll know that what she's actually saying is,"I want to be Toilet Cleaner! I want to be Toilet Cleaner!" But don't tell her that, because she'll cry.

Adam Gidwitz

#2. [Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to.

Matt Damon

#3. I read all of Rider Haggard's books. For me he had the romance of Africa with a little bit of mysticism. I'm delighted to be looked on as his heir and be categorised as an adventure novelist because that's exactly what I am.

Wilbur Smith

#4. When there is love in the heart, there are rainbows in the eyes, which cover every black cloud with gorgeous hues.

Henry Ward Beecher

#5. The obstinate miner
of the void
exploits
his fertile mine

Jean Cocteau

#6. There's no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, our toilet on shuttle operations is a vacuum cleaner. The urinal looks like a Shop-Vac hose. It has different-shaped fronts on it for males and females to use. The urine is sucked down that hose and goes into a tank.

Mike Mullane

#7. Cubism is not a reality you can take in your hand. It's more like a perfume, in front of you, behind you, to the sides, the scent is everywhere but you don't quite know where it comes from.

Pablo Picasso

#8. Since the invention of the flush toilet and the vacuum carpet cleaner, the modern man seems to judge a man's moral standards by his cleanliness, and thinks a dog the more highly civilized for having a weekly bath and a winter wrapper round his belly.

Lin Yutang

#9. When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise.

Brad Paisley

#10. Between the late 1950s and the late 1980s, more than 750 million tons of chemical wastes were discarded.

Sandra Steingraber

#11. Happiness comes by doing difficult things.

Jim Miller

#12. I love you."
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Bisco Hatori

#13. Artists are valuable to public discussion: They show the correlation between doing and thinking.

Olafur Eliasson

#14. Home is a notion that only nations of the homeless fully appreciate and only the uprooted comprehend.

Wallace Stegner

#15. Done properly," she said, "cunnilingus and fellatio should be more pleasant, and a lot cleaner, than kissing a toilet seat. I hope that answers your question.

Tom Perrotta

#16. Simply to acquiesce in skepticism can never suffice to overcome the restlessness of reason.

Immanuel Kant

#17. The crew of the caravel "Nina" also saw signs of land, and a small branch covered with berries. Everyone breathed afresh and rejoiced at these signs.

Christopher Columbus