Toastmaster Quotes

#1. They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster.

Edward Bennett Williams

#2. The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast.

Clarence Budington Kelland

#3. The relationship of the toastmaster to speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention to the subject without making any particular effort to cover it.

Adlai E. Stevenson

#4. Unexpected Penis is my grunge band name,

Katie MacAlister

#5. A cold coming we had of it, Just the worst time of the year For a journey, and such a long journey: The ways deep and the weather sharp, The very dead of winter.

T. S. Eliot

#6. The infected give chase and I won't look back, can't. Hearing them is enough, a cacophony of breathless shrieking that all means one thing: mine, mine, mine.

Courtney Summers

#7. I do Jiu Jitsu so I can protect you when I fight you.

Ryron Gracie

#8. I never wanted to change the world.

Don DeLillo

#9. I confess I sometimes sneak a peek at 'The Big Bang Theory.' I chuckle at their antics. But I cringe when they portray physicists as clueless nerds who are doormats when it comes to picking up women.

Michio Kaku