Tlaloc Dios Quotes

#1. He'd better stay the hell away from you or I will whip out the lawnmower on his ass," she declared.

"That move's not for ass use," I joked

Tammara Webber

#2. Woah is me to have seen what i seen see what i see

William Shakespeare

#3. I'll come back to get you, too, okay?"
"Why?" he snapped.
"Because," she said with a gasp, unable to fathom the source of his question, or his tone. "Because I love you, that's why.

Kelly Creagh

#4. In a crisis, don't hide behind anything or anybody. They're going to find you anyway.

Paul Bryant

#5. The disciplined are free from the tyranny of their desires.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#6. We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.

Ernest Thesiger

#7. I was short on patience and long on not-in-the-fucking-mood.

N.R. Walker

#8. I couldn't do 'The Ed Sullivan Show.' Ed said I was a flash in the pan, and he was right.

Scott McKenzie

#9. Simplify the game as much as possible. When you add, you must subtract.

Don Meyer

#10. I was never one of those girls who dreamt of Prince Charming. To piss off my mom, I would say, 'I'm never having kids and I'm going to be a fabulously rich old maid with cute butlers and dogs.'

Jessica Biel

#11. I wonder how many times in my life I would have been able to prevent something, change something, do something different, if only I'd listened to someone.

Alex Flinn

#12. One thing I've learned is, if you're too focused on the falling and how horribly it's going to hurt, you don't see what's around you. You might miss the very thing you can hang onto, something that could stop the fall altogether. So if you stay calm ... .

Madeleine Urban

#13. Why should it not be the whole function of a word to denote many things?

J.L. Austin

#14. In my family, telling stories is just a way of life.

Helen Oyeyemi