Top 40 Timur Vermes Quotes
#1. As always when people are overtaxed creatively, they come up with the most dubious suggestions.
Timur Vermes
#2. the moment a politician removes his shirt, his policies are dead in the water. All he will say is, "Look, my dear fellow countrymen, I have made the most extraordinary discovery: my policies look better without a shirt on.
Timur Vermes
#3. Great art must not be sullied by politics. One would never, after all, seek to embellish the Mona Lisa, not even with a swastika.
Timur Vermes
#4. Germans today keep their waste more thoroughly separated than their races.
Timur Vermes
#5. What happened between those two beings? Nothing. They were adoring one another.
Victor Hugo
#6. It is not true that fate slips silently into our lives. It steps in through the door that we have opened, and we invite it to enter. No one is strong enough or cunning enough to avert by word or deed the misfortune that is rooted in the iron laws of his character and his life.
Sandor Marai
#7. Such people never focus on their own goal, they always elect to pursue the goal which promises the most rapid success, and yet fail to recognise that this success will never be their own.
Timur Vermes
#9. One must undertake everything with utter, fanatical determination. Or one will get nowhere.
Timur Vermes
#10. He looked confused. "With your girlfriend, I mean. Who was to blame?"
"I don't know," I said. "Ultimately Churchill, I expect.
Timur Vermes
#11. One never knows when and why such people start talking; frequently they only open their mouths because they realize they haven't said anything yet, or because they're worried that if they continue to remain silent they will be regarded as insignificant.
Timur Vermes
#12. What kinds of truths were being hidden? Were there lying turnips? Were there lying leeks?
Timur Vermes
#13. Someone with whom I was unacquainted had turned to me with a military problem, and as I was currently without a state to govern I decided to lend my comrade my support. Thus I spent the following three and a half hours engaged in a naval exercise by the name of "Minesweeper.
Timur Vermes
#14. choose to watch trash like this? Untermenschen,
Timur Vermes
#15. To me they were all equal, and without people a business was just a building.
Mark Bradford
#16. And stop smoking," I yelled after him. "You smell like cheap ham!
Timur Vermes
#17. Certainly science has moved forward. But when science progresses, it often opens vaster mysteries to our gaze. Moreover, science frequently discovers that it must abandon or modify what it once believed. Sometimes it ends by accepting what it has previously scorned.
Loren Eiseley
#18. All our security now depends on the wise decisions and cooperation of our leaders.
Sergei Lavrov
#19. The telephone, it struck me at that moment, is the wrong means of communication for people without ears.
Timur Vermes
#20. I had preached again and again that one must never finish off the east for good, that a certain element of conflict must always remain, that a healthy Volk needs a war every twenty five years for the renewal of its blood.
Timur Vermes
#21. Wherever there is a large motorway enabling the transport of ton after ton of German goods, you will inevitably find a sweet little rabbit trembling by the roadside.
Timur Vermes
#22. In your heart of hearts, I believe all of you around this table know what this country needs.
Timur Vermes
#23. To begin with I thought we were driving around in circles until I realised that Herr Starbuck owned dozens of coffee houses.
Timur Vermes
#25. In the ideal state a leader ensures that each man is effective in just the right capacity.
Timur Vermes
#26. Had I known back then just how cheap it was to employ Poles, I might as well have leapfrogged their country.
Timur Vermes
#27. Actually, I was trying to figure out if we were on a date, albeit one that had started at eight thirty in the morning.
Robyn Schneider
#28. One must choose the apposite moment to crush one's political opponent. Not when he has nothing to say. But when he is attempting to say something.
Timur Vermes
#29. If you permit all and sundry to join your club then membership ceases to be anything special. Then anybody seeking to gain advantage has to start a new club within the club.
Timur Vermes
#30. Taste as you go. When you taste the food throughout the cooking process you can make adjustments as you go.
Anne Burrell
#31. In 1559, Duke Frederick III was summoned before the Emperor Ferdinand I at Breslau to answer the accusations of extravagance and oppression brought against him by the Silesian Estates and was deposed, imprisoned, and his son Henry XI given the Ducal crown instead.
Sabine Baring-Gould
#32. But with superior morale, with an unwavering, fanatical spirit, everything is possible!
Timur Vermes
#33. The dead should be judged like criminals, impartially, but they should be allowed the benefit of the doubt.
Samuel Butler
#34. Hitler Youth Ronaldo! Which way to the street?
Timur Vermes
#35. It came as no surprise to learn of the success the Swede has recently enjoyed with his furniture. In that rotten state of his the Swede is permanently on the lookout for firewood, so it is no wonder that from time to time this might result in the odd table or chair.
Timur Vermes
#37. You can forget Stalin," he said, pledging his allegiance. "We're not the History Channel.
Timur Vermes
#38. I have the blessing of bringing the message of hope and inspiration about my life, how God has changed my life from a life without limbs to a life without limits.
Nick Vujicic
#39. When I went to Ann Arbor, University of Michigan, what I really wanted to be was a radio announcer.
Mike Wallace
#40. And oh, how a warrior drunk on victory can enchant a young woman.
Timur Vermes
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