Tihar Funny Quotes

#1. I've done the being-miserable-apart thing for the last three months and it blows. I'm ready to try the scared-shitless-together part.

Georgia Cates

#2. John Hay points to our our history of getting lost in suffering when, "so close together were pain and antidote.

John Taliaferro

#3. Kindness is the stuff of moments, but it can be absolutely transformative in moments. Beautiful lives are transformative in moments. But we have to train ourselves to look for them.

Krista Tippett

#4. Isn't the most reliable form of pleasure, Flaubert implies, the pleasure of anticipation? Who needs to burst into fulfilment's desolate attic?

Julian Barnes

#5. It is said that the price of freedom is vigilance, and an important form of vigilance is attention to political rhetoric, which often reveals how things are going.

Kenneth Minogue

#6. Limp dick motherfucker! Let me go!

Belle Aurora

#7. If one puts an infinite number of monkeys in front of typewriters, and lets them clap away, there is a certainty that one of them will come out with an exact version of the 'Iliad.'

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#8. Rabid fans were literally jumping into the camera.

Penelope Spheeris

#9. Love on the decline is hard to tell from love on the rise." [From 'The Lady from Lucknow']

Bharati Mukherjee

#10. Every lie is a poison; there are no harmless lies. Only the truth is safe. Only the truth gives me consolation - it is the one unbreakable diamond.

Leo Tolstoy

#11. How can stars shine facing your brightness if your beauty overwhelms them?

Cyci Cade