Tickle My Funny Bone Sayings

#1. Retiring gives the impression that you're relieved that your job is over. - Author: Michael Douglas

#2. If I read the word 'problematize' one more time, I'm going to vomit. - Author: Gloria Steinem

#3. Happiness are guest in life but pain is Part of life. - Author: Mohammed Zaki Ansari

#4. Not that she wasn't hot - she was super, mega, hot - but not.. approachable. Like, not even the Rock would dare to whistle at her, if you know what I mean. - Author: Stephenie Meyer

#5. School is very important to my family. - Author: Paula Creamer

#6. Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat. - Author: Hermann Goring

#7. That window is closing ... Now, the clock is ticking ... We're not going to have these talks just drag out in a stalling process ... We haven't given away anything - other than the opportunity for us to negotiate - Author: Barack Obama

#8. Few women have both taste and truth; and indeed, this special bit or moral mosaic is just the most difficult piece of carpentry in the whole of the human workshop. - Author: Eliza Lynn Linton

#9. Speak plainly, sir.'
'*Sir*? I say, Lyd. Are you always so formal with men you've made love with?'
The whip of her head caused the bird [on her hat] to saw wildly, like a famished woodpecker in range of a tree. - Author: Meredith Duran

#10. Lifting, smiling back at her giggle, her relief, I tease, If you want to bleed sweetheart, I can make you bleed. I promise if I do it will be way more fun. - Author: Poppet

#11. The atmosphere of officialdom would kill anything that breathes the air of human endeavour, would extinguish hope and fear alike in the supremacy of paper and ink. - Author: Joseph Conrad

#12. All we can ever know about are the portraits of each other inside our own skulls. - Author: Greg Egan

#13. Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations. - Author: Charles Ghigna