Ticker Watch Quotes

#1. Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy Cat, and he just roped and tied me like a calf at a rodeo. Asshole.

Ruby Dixon

#2. Humans wasted so much time being redundant.

Becky Chambers

#3. If you have the opportunity to watch Nathan Fillion or Jim Carrey do a scene, it's like getting a Ph.D. in acting.

Molly Quinn

#4. ...stars are dying all the time. Some explode. Some collapse and cave in on themselves. Those ones become black holes. Others get sucked up inside of them just for getting too close. Guilty by association. Prosecuted for proximity.

Kris Kidd

#5. We owe it to the flood victims of New Orleans to give them truthful answers as to why this event took place and to assure our citizens that tragedies like this will never happen again.

Charles B. Rangel

#6. Nothing is more conservative than conservation

Russell Kirk

#7. Meta-design is much more difficult than design; it's easier to draw something than to explain how to draw it.

Donald Knuth