Thurston Howell Quotes

#1. Arnold Schwarzenegger has hired billionaire Warren Buffett as his senior economic advisor. And not to be outdone Gary Coleman announced his senior economic adviser will be Thurston Howell the Third.

Conan O'Brien

#2. See in the meantime that your faith brings forth obedience, and God in due time will cause it to bring forth peace.

John Owen

#3. You are a total bitch with no humor. Please go get treatment and ENJOY my latest novel!!!! You old crow!"

[Response to a review of her book]

Susan Reinhardt

#4. If you see your neighbor in sin, don't look only at this, but also think about what he has done or does that is good, and infrequently trying this in general, while not partialy judging, you will find that he is better than you.

Saint Basil

#5. I've got all this stuff in my head at the same time as I'm doing stuff and I don't know how to stop or slow down.

Will.i.am

#6. I'm stone, nothing touches me-nothing.

Amy A. Bartol

#7. Going to a movie so you won't be offended is like eating potato chips made with Olestra; you avoid the dangers of the real thing, but your insides fill up with synthetic runny stuff.

Roger Ebert

#8. Always trust your gut, even when it makes you feel like a total bitch.

R.K. Lilley