Thugnificent Funny Quotes

#1. That's the thing about labels - they're bloody sticky! Although the harsh words from classmates stopped years ago, the damage has been done.

Claire Eastham

#2. But it was hard to leave because the show's been so important in our lives.

Candice Bergen

#3. But you'll come and get me if he wakes up, won't you? Just make something up. Scream out like I've done something wrong. Start swearing at me. Everyone will believe it, don't worry.

Markus Zusak

#4. The only reason you are not yet a saint is because you do not wholly want to be one ...

Peter Kreeft

#5. Entertain me, heroes of Olympus. Give me a reason to do more. Bacchus to Percy and Jason

Rick Riordan

#6. But the church, like a tender, loving mother holds aloof from active punishment herself, as the sinner is too severely punished already by the civil law, and there must be at least someone to have pity on him. The church holds aloof, above all, because its judgment alone contains the truth ...

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#7. I'm really happy about American Woman, it brought the Guess Who back. They started gigging again and got their song out on commercials.

Lenny Kravitz

#8. You're acting like a mother hen." Which I love. "Cluck, cluck," he deadpans

Kristen Callihan

#9. Remember that there are only two safe places to store a gun: on your person, and in a locked, secured container.

Grant Cunningham

#10. At heart, the mobile concept is about being in control - as a separate and distinct individual. This is the basis of mobilising the concept of communication - that it's an activity undertaken by an individual, over which that individual seeks control. (20)

George Myerson

#11. Toshaway had been right: you had to love others more than you loved your own body, otherwise you would be destroyed, whether from the inside or out, it didn't matter. You could butcher and pillage but as long as you did it for people you loved, it never mattered.

Philipp Meyer

#12. By the time I was writing the second book, my life had changed rather dramatically, thanks to the intervention of television, and I needed to find a way to discuss that. Otherwise the big, fake book would not be true on some level.

John Hodgman