Throneberry Family Clinic Conway Quotes

#1. The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse's ass you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal.

Adriana Trigiani

#2. I love the idea of renaissance. If my career is like painting a canvas, I want to have as many different colors in there as I can.

Nolan Gerard Funk

#3. There's no idea that can't be explained to a thoughtful 14-year-old. If the thoughtful 14-year-old doesn't get it, it is your fault, not the 14-year-old's.

Malcolm Gladwell

#4. It's the story of an American who wants to become a dictator and goes to Europe with a sidekick to interview various Fascists to find out how the Nazis and Mussolini got into power.

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

#5. You know, women are so much cooler than guys because we can do more martial arts. Martial arts are pretty much made for women because we're quicker and we're smaller than men, and so we're faster. You girls really should take martial arts.

Milla Jovovich

#6. The great chefs understand human desire. They can balance nurturing with the desire to dazzle or seduce or impress.

David Blum

#7. Oh, and I certainly don't suffer from schizophrenia. I quite enjoy it. And so do I.

Emilie Autumn

#8. Free haircuts are definitely a nice perk.

C. J. Wilson

#9. If you make your living writing, and you can't write anything, it's over. It's very frightening.

Sting

#10. Wise men say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

#11. Never look back on something bad, yesterday is gone, today is now, tomorrow doesn't exist.

Shannon Leto