Top 6 Theonion Quotes

#1. Now he is gone
as you are gone.
But he belongs to me like lost baggage.

Anne Sexton

Theonion Quotes #87164
#2. May your turn your pain into prayer.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Theonion Quotes #530160
#3. By the time we made "Abbey Road", John and I were openly critical of each other's music, and I felt John wasn't much interested in performing anything he hadn't written himself.

Paul McCartney

Theonion Quotes #1039362
#4. If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.

Alan Grayson

Theonion Quotes #1153050
#5. I guess my favorite Web site would be theonion. I used to read that paper all the time in New York, and it still cracks me up. It's actually my homepage on my computer.

Reid Scott

Theonion Quotes #1451860
#6. Writers are really people who write books not because they are poor, but because they are dissatisfied with the books which they could buy but do not like.

Walter Benjamin

Theonion Quotes #1491545

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