Theo Epstein Quotes

#1. I woke up this morning as one person, and now I'm supposed to be someone else entirely.

Victoria Aveyard

#2. It truly feels great to be a Cub today,

Theo Epstein

#3. Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.

Charlie Chaplin

#4. Ten years from now I think people are going to look back and say Willis Reed pulled a Curt Schilling ... Willis Reed scored four points. Curt Schilling went seven innings against one of the best offenses of recent memory. No offense to Willis Reed.

Theo Epstein

#5. Even idiots can grow up a little bit. It should be a bit more subdued ... The first celebration should be subdued, and the fourth one should be crazy.

Theo Epstein

#6. Acting is an escape from the boring person that I am in real life.

Wallace Shawn

#7. So when I think of, what is the meaning of life, to me, that's not an eternal unanswerable question. To me it is in arms reach of me every day.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#8. I would love to play a villain someday in that I think that what I've done with my whole career is walk this tightrope between charming and creepy, and I always fall on the charming side. I'd like to fall on the creepy side and be like one of those scary old men, like really charming villains.

Jason Segel

#9. He was around where the tree-line bulged herniatically out toward the end of the West Courts' fencing.

David Foster Wallace

#10. It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.

Don Marquis

#11. I say human beings have purposeful brains beyond acting like flocks of scared pigeons.

Janny Wurts