Thelton Parker Quotes

#1. My mom's hot. I mean she's old, but my mom's out of control.

Paul Walker

#2. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he's a fungi!

One Direction

#3. No one can hate petitions worse than I, and no one has less faith in them than I. But for my champion I am willing to try any means that invades no other's right, even though I have little hope in it.

Voltairine De Cleyre

#4. He that loveth God will do diligence to please God by his works, and abandon himself, with all his might, well for to do.

Geoffrey Chaucer

#5. To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

Margaret Thatcher

#6. I was never really good at anything except for the ability to learn.

Kanye West

#7. Fitting in is the greatest barrier to belonging.

Brene Brown

#8. You are basically a flophouse and a pimp away from Pepcid rehab, you know that? I informed Nana.

Laurie Notaro

#9. One does not kill oneself for love of a woman, but because love - any love - reveals us in our nakedness, our misery, our vulnerability, our nothingness.

Cesare Pavese

#10. You'll say things all wrong but they'll at once become American ways of saying things. You won't know shit but it'll right away become an American type of ignorance. Not belonging, that's an old American tradition, see?, that's the American way.

Salman Rushdie