The Wife Drought Quotes

#1. When men and women produce a baby together for the first time, it's an absolute festival of mutual incompetence.
From The Wife Drought

Annabel Crabb

#2. I don't want to be your other half. I believe that one and one make two.

Alanis Morissette

#3. Edsel is the artist in our family. Art is something I know nothing about.

Henry Ford

#4. I sometimes wonder what would have happened if the first book had not sold ... doesn't bear thinking about, but I suppose we'd have made it work somehow.

Bernard Cornwell

#5. While I'm not a big fan of nature, its intractability amuses me to no end. (Kinsey Millhone)

Sue Grafton

#6. Thou slanting rain! Thou Hebe of the Skies, That pours out drink to Earth; thou faithful wife That with moist tears embraces her prone lord. Thou mist intensified; thou double dew That drowns the drought, that heals the parched and burnt
Thou resurrection rain.

William Batchelder Greene

#7. Our society spends a lot of money on prison bars. For the sake of our kids, let's invest in monkey bars.

Darell Hammond

#8. Singers like her, Patti, Tina Turner, I revere them when I'm in their presence.

Deborah Cox

#9. A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible schedule. Step one in your search for happiness is to continually work toward having control of your schedule.

Scott Adams

#10. I wish all the mothers, fathers and children out there realize how much I need them and how much I value their support.

Princess Diana