The Most Famous Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 41 The Most Famous Funny Quotes

#1. We barely made it inside her room before I pressed her up against the closed door and kissed her until she couldn't breathe, until I couldn't breathe-but who needed air when you had a silken tongue and warm lips and a body that begged to be licked, pinched, stroked. - Author: Karina Halle
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#2. I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. - Author: Mac Miller
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#3. Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. - Author: Robert DeCoteau
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#4. This [discovery of a cell-free yeast extract] will make him famous, even though he has no talent for chemistry.

{Comment on German scientist Eduard Buchner who later ironically won a Nobel Prize in Chemistry for this discovery} - Author: Adolf Von Baeyer
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#5. When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. - Author: Ashish Chauhan
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#6. You call it madness, but I call it love. - Author: Don Byas
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#7. Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) - Author: Rick Riordan
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#8. It is indeed not easy to distinguish affectation from habit; he that has once studiously developed a style, rarely writes afterwards with complete ease. - Author: Samuel Johnson
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#9. We believe that the European Union is facing a truly historic choice. - Author: Jean-Pierre Raffarin
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#10. I am obsessive, also I am industrious. Besides, the time when you are most alive and most aware is in childhood and one is trying to recapture that heightened awareness. - Author: Edna O'Brien
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#11. I did not know that we had ever quarreled. - Author: Henry David Thoreau
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#12. We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. - Author: John Duover
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#13. People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife, he's rich, and he's famous. I don't see anything strange about that. - Author: Mickey Mantle
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#14. Henry Miller is a famous writer whose work has fallen out of fashion, but I strongly recommend that readers who don't know his work pick up a book and experience this writer's zealous, crazy, inventive, funny, sexy, often delirious prose. - Author: Siri Hustvedt
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#15. After this, he'd probably be going to zoos, climbing the enclosure, saying, 'Here, watch this...' Famous last words, as yet another unfit human is removed from the gene pool. - Author: Kelley Armstrong
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#16. A Dorito asks nothing of you, which is its great gift. It only asks that you are not there. - Author: Aimee Bender
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#17. When you're famous you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big - Author: Noel Fielding
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#18. There are some quite funny things about getting famous and stuff, but I think there comes a point where you have to think to yourself, "Well, am I doing this because I want to go to a party and meet Britney Spears? Or am I doing it because I want to create something that excites me?" - Author: Jarvis Cocker
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#19. Cooties, doesn't show possibility shows impossibility. - Author: Deyth Banger
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#20. Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#21. I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. - Author: Chloe Grace Moretz
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#22. It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. - Author: Matt LeBlanc
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#23. Aunt Elizabeth said, 'Do you expect to attend many balls, if I may ask?' and I said, 'Yes, when I am rich and famous.' and Aunt Elizabeth said, 'Yes, when the moon is made of green cheese. - Author: L.M. Montgomery
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#24. And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore. - Author: Donna Tartt
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#25. I don't know how to cook and there's so much work involved you have to buy the groceries and prepare them. I like it when people cook for me, or I'll just order some take-out. - Author: Famke Janssen
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#26. Be the host to your ghost - Author: Micheal Rivers
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#27. If you want to read anything nasty about me, just go to the backpacker websites. There's this kind of elitist branch where they really believe that I had no business going backpacking. - Author: Cheryl Strayed
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#28. I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. - Author: Gustave Eiffel
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#29. The great art of life is how to turn the surplus life of the soul into life for the body. - Author: Henry David Thoreau
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#30. I think it's really important for celebrities to use their power of money and fame to get their voices out there. It's funny to me that we're expected to keep quiet just because of who we are. Why do I lose my right to speak my mind because I'm famous? - Author: Lisa Edelstein
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#31. I looked at the stained-glass image of the lamb in the window above me, but that only reminded me that lambs are famous for being led to slaughter, or sometimes hanging out with lions in ill-advised relationships. - Author: Maureen Johnson
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#32. Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people. - Author: Dax Shepard
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#33. I have started a new blog W.A.R.(Writers Amongst Readers) for all those writing or reading books. Quotes, excerpts, comments from the world's greatest writers. See robinhawdonblog - Author: Robin Hawdon
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#34. To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. - Author: Bauvard
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#35. It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? - Author: Eddie Van Halen
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#36. It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. - Author: Eugene Ormandy
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#37. No communication or gift can exhaust genius or impoverish charity. - Author: Johann Kaspar Lavater
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#38. People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#39. I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous. - Author: Mike Birbiglia
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#40. I want to believe there is a somebody out there for me. I want to believe that I exist to be there for that somebody. - Author: Rachel Cohn
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#41. When it comes to being famous, you're usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth! - Author: Carroll Bryant
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