Top 30 The Junk Mail Quotes

#1. Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

Joe Bob Briggs

#2. An object imbued with intent - it has power, it's treasure, we're drawn to it. An object devoid of intent - it's random, it's imitative, it repels us. It's like a piece of junk mail to be thrown away.

John Hockenberry

#3. The laughter of the mutilated who still need love, and her blessed eyes run deep into her head like mountain springs far in and cool and good.

Charles Bukowski

#4. It's much harder to write a script that involves two people in a single location than 20 people in 30 different locations.

Michael Haneke

#5. I use Spam Arrest because of the amount of junk mail I get. Any legitimate person who wants to send me a message has to jump through hoops before they can be added to my opt-in list.

Kevin Mitnick

#6. around. You can use the three-hole or five-hole stitch, or make up your own version. Some artists I know have worked with take-out menus, junk mail, fliers left on their car windshield wipers - it is fun to take ephemeral materials

Esther K. Smith

#7. You're just jealous."
"Hardly. Been there, done you. Adequate, but unremarkable.

Jennifer Estep

#8. If you look around my room, you see lots of lists. I'm inspired by what's up on the wall.

Phil Keoghan

#9. Obviously, computers have made differences. They have fostered the development of spaceships- as well as a great increase in junk mail.

Tracy Kidder

#10. In Africa through the 1990s, with notable exceptions in Senegal and Uganda, nearly all the ruling powers denied they had a problem with AIDS.

Barton Gellman

#11. What happened was I saw this ad for a yogurt plant for sale. It was in my junk mail pile, and I threw it into the garbage can. And then about half an hour later, with the dirt on it, I picked it up from the garbage can, and I called out of curiosity.

Hamdi Ulukaya

#12. SEO is not synonymous to JUNK E-MAIL.

Matt Cutts

#13. I used to live in Chris Rock's former apartment. I've got some junk mail for him if he wants it.

Adrian Tomine

#14. Frankly, the people probably most interested in having computer lists on disk are junk mail vendors and solicitors.

Karen Hughes

#15. Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life.

Bernard Williams

#16. What we have now is democracy without citizens. No one is on the public's side. All the buyers are on the corporations' side. And the bureaucrats in the Administration don't think the government belongs to the people.

Ralph Nader

#17. Suddenly he grinned, but his grin was as dark as a scowl; his eyes sparkled merrily, laughing at the foot of the gallows.

Robert Jordan

#18. Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

Patricia Marx

#19. My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like a dig.

Steve Buscemi

#20. One of my timesaving habits is to save all of my magazines and junk mail for airplane trips. I walk on the plane with a very heavy bundle, but by the time the trip is over, it can all be thrown away.

Renee Fleming

#21. Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world.

Harry Reid

#22. When I get mean, I get mean.

Mick Mars

#23. A man may prefer the taste of hippocras, yet if you set a tankard of ale before him, he will quaff it quick enough.

George R R Martin

#24. Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail.

Daniel Handler

#25. Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)

Andrew Sturm

#26. If I don't get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh.

Chris Abani

#27. If you've got a dozen pitchers, you need to speak 12 different languages.

Michael Lewis

#28. You try to steal either of our souls and I will shred you like junk mail.

Kristen Painter

#29. I want to be sitting in front of my computer, where you can press a button to block out your junk mail.
These two are my junk mail.

Melina Marchetta

#30. If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the white notes together.

Richard M. Nixon

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