The Good Place Yearbook Quotes

#1. I want you to remember who you are. Remember the man you were when we met? That man. The man that said I'm going to marry that woman.

Lucian Bane

#2. If you are drawn to the refined, take up calligraphy or grow a bonsai.

Laurie A. Helgoe

#3. It seems to me that more plots have been imagined than really exist.

Umberto Eco

#4. Sad is his lot, who, once at least in his life, has not been a poet.

Alphonse De Lamartine

#5. Sex and drugs and rock and roll.

Ian Dury

#6. I inhaled slowly and thought about making a joke about how the NSA doesn't really need to call anyone; they just interrupt while you're already on the phone.

Penny Reid

#7. I mean, when I think about it, what's more important? Clothes - or the miracle of new life?

Sophie Kinsella

#8. One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like "hey, there's an asshole."

Demetri Martin

#9. All we demand are the same rights as men, and slightly more stalls per restroom. And tampon machines. And those little things in the stalls so we can put our used tampons in them. And, okay, just go ahead and make the bathrooms out of tampons.

Susan B. Anthony

#10. I record cello Etudes that are fewer than four minutes long and post them on YouTube. How can one execute fully-formed ideas with utmost perfection, yet stay free enough to allow improvisatory nuance? This has immediate application in almost every area of life, but especially in performance.

Joshua Roman