The Faerie Guardian Quotes

#1. I angle my head down and peer up at him through my lashes in what I hope is an alluring manner. I have zero experience in this area though, so it's possible I look like a total moron.

Rachel Morgan

#2. Whatever game you're playing, you're going to lose," he whispers. "And I'll be right there to rub your nose in it when it happens."
"Great. Well, at least I have something to look forward to." I cross my arms. "Now why don't you go parade your lack of dignity somewhere else?

Rachel Morgan

#3. Did you really think I wouldn't look for you?"
"Honestly? Yes. You seemed a little busy losing your tongue down someone else's throat.

Rachel Morgan

#4. You guys dated, didn't you?"
"Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to do something so awful.

Rachel Morgan

#5. You're not the kind of person to just randomly fall in love. You're way too . . ."
My eyes shoot to his. "Too what?"
"Well, you know, emotionally closed off."
"I will emotionally close off every orifice in your face if you don't shut up about this right now.

Rachel Morgan

#6. The trouble with being a hypochondriac these days is that antibiotics have cured all the good diseases.

Caskie Stinnett

#7. I refuse to let you talk me into a make-out session in a dodgy, underground tunnel. I have standards, you know.

Rachel Morgan

#8. Aren't faeries supposed to be, like, really tiny? With wings and a wand and faerie dust?"

"I'm not Tinker Bell!

Rachel Morgan

#9. Is that what you were doing in my room?" he asks after a moment.
I sigh. Why am I telling him any of this? "Yes. I was on assignment."
"I was your assignment?"
"Yes."
He hesitates a moment, then grins. "That's kind of hot.

Rachel Morgan

#10. Are you serious? Vi's arm has been magically barbequed and you think she
needs a cupcake?

Rachel Morgan

#11. What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.

Albert Camus

#12. The bathroom door swings open and Nate walks out. He's toweling his damp hair and wearing nothing but a pair of boxers.
Crap. I should have left this for a more appropriately clothed time of day.

Rachel Morgan

#13. I would have thought you'd pay more attention to your closest competition."
"I would - if you were competition worth paying attention to.

Rachel Morgan

#14. Seelie Court," murmurs Nate. "Sounds familiar. Was it in a computer game?"
"Do I look like someone who plays computer games?"
A grin stretches across Nate's face. "You look like someone who could be in a computer game.

Rachel Morgan

#15. Nothing is everything that doesn't happen at this very moment.

Martin Heidegger

#16. Dempsey could beat anybody he could hit. The only reason that he couldn't do anything with fellows like Tunney or Greb or myself was he couldn't hit us.

Tommy Gibbons

#17. Inner silence works from the moment you begin to accrue it. What the old sorcerers were after was the final dramatic, end result of reaching that individual threshold of silence.

Carlos Castaneda

#18. By the time I twenty, I was just like everyone else. I still am

Jeremy Robert Johnson

#19. Creepy Hollow?" He snorts. "Like Sleepy Hollow?"
"No, like Creepy Hollow. It has nothing to do with sleeping.

Rachel Morgan

#20. It's hard to say no to Nate, even when he's wearing a shirt. I should have made him cover his face too.

Rachel Morgan