The Best Things In Life Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 34 famous quotes and sayings about the best things in life funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 34 The Best Things In Life Funny Quotes

#1. She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late. - Author: Sophie Kinsella
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#2. You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell. - Author: Jeni Decker
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#3. A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. - Author: Jennifer Lopez
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#4. What I like about you is that I've never met anybody like you in my life. You've got depth and you're funny and you have a sweet, good soul." A breeze from the water passes over us, "And I admire your strength. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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#5. I've endured my entire life struggling from a split personality. The problem is that the other guy, a wise guy named (Jack) ... has always been in charge. - Author: Timothy Pina
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#6. He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor
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#7. It's funny, when I lived in Ohio, I would read about extraordinary, eccentric characters in books and plays, but I couldn't imagine them in real life. Then I came to New York. - Author: Fiona Davis
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#8. I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people's nightmares. - Author: Bauvard
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#9. There is a story I always tell my students ... when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn't speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word "exit" which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :"No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success - Author: Pablo
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#10. Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched. - Author: Carl Hiaasen
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#11. When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. - Author: Katie Couric
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#12. I'm glad you think this is funny," he says. "Come on," I say. "Tragedy is funny." "Are we in a tragedy?" he asks, smiling broadly now. "Of course. Isn't that what life is? We all die at the end. - Author: Nicola Yoon
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#13. You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup. - Author: Arjuna Ranatunga
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#14. I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog! - Author: Matthew Lillard
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#15. Marriage - as its veterans know well - is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected. - Author: Thomas Mullen
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#16. A humorist is a writer who's not funny enough to call themselves a comedian. - Author: Dan Alatorre
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#17. I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. - Author: Andrea Fay Friedman
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#18. It's a funny thing, one day you're living and the next day you're not sometimes, whether you have plans or not. Wishes and wants get trumped by the reaper every time. I don't even know if I would want a warning if it was my time. I think I'd rather be surprised. - Author: Dan Groat
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#19. First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general. - Author: Jenji Kohan
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#20. It was the most fun I've ever had on a movie. It was one of the happiest times in my life. I was living in New York, and I really enjoyed acting at the time. Also, it's funny because that was also the time when I went downhill. - Author: Mickey Rourke
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#21. I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. - Author: George Takei
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#22. Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. - Author: Tia Giacalone
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#23. The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. - Author: Vance Bourjaily
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#24. I hear that I'm funny, and I think I'm funny, but I go in all the time for multicam, and they say that I'm not big enough, or I'm too big. I'm so confused. Okay, well, I'm funny in real life. - Author: Kirby Bliss Blanton
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#25. When mice run, cats give chase. - Author: Rachel Vincent
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#26. Clearly here was someone, like me, who tended to stumble through life and managed to see the funny side of situations. Someone who, like me, was fairly shy, yet not averse to expressing his opinions; someone who unlike me had a developed sense of his own worth and had the effrontery to convey it. - Author: Jane Hawking
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#27. Life is so much friendlier with two. - Author: A.A. Milne
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#28. Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with her really well, and I enjoyed her perspective on life. I think she's really talented and very, very funny. - Author: Cameron Mathison
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#29. When I hear a great musician, I can feel his life inside the music. - Author: John McLaughlin
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#30. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. - Author: Gene Wilder
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#31. It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round - Author: Daniel Gottlieb
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#32. To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation. - Author: Clint Eastwood
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#33. I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. - Author: E.A. Bucchianeri
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#34. According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free. - Author: Josh Lieb
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