Top 38 The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes

#1. Growing up my mother used to tell me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Funny how I always wanted to be me.

Leona Keyoko Pink

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#2. Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

Frank Zappa

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#3. Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.

Steve McConnell

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#4. You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

Katie MacAlister

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #28422
#5. The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.

Joe Girard

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#6. There is a story I always tell my students ... when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn't speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word "exit" which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :"No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success

Pablo

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #29736
#7. It takes the same effort to dream small or dream big. Dream big!

Mani Maran

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#8. Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey.

Eduard Heine

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #35831
#9. Now, there are things I like just fine about church, and I don't just mean making money. The notion of getting together as a community to remind ourselves why we shouldn't behave like animals is a fucking great idea.

Nick Offerman

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #51638
#10. Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front

Ron Pickering

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#11. The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous.

Confucius

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#12. To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans

Zoe Marriott

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#13. It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered.

Confucius

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#14. It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.

Habeeb Akande

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #84272
#15. Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!'

Elizabeth Olsen

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#16. My pen.' Funny, I wrote that without noticing. 'The torch', 'the paper', but 'my pen'. That shows what writing means to me, I guess. My pen is a pipe from my heart to the paper. It's about the most important thing I own.

John Marsden

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#17. When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look.

Mark W. Boyer

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #100367
#18. With faith anything can be solved

NightBits

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#19. This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked.

David Coleman

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#20. Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable.

Kyle Johnson

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#21. Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.

Rajneesh

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #131971
#22. Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.

Thomas Bernhard

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#23. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!

Ron White

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #143322
#24. It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.

Curtis Tyrone Jones

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#25. Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune.

Confucius

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#26. Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.

Aaron Swartz

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #169350
#27. The path may not be left for an instant. If it could be left, it would not be the path.

Confucius

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#28. The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.

Thomas Paine

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#29. Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!

Christina Scalise

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#30. There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through ... There needs to be a monster truck option.

Jeph Jacques

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#31. She watched the first episode and she was like, 'This is feminism?' And then by the end of the season, she was like, 'This is feminism.' The tone changed completely. She was really psyched about it.

Allison Williams

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #188545
#32. A good time for laughing is when you can.

Jessamyn West

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #199041
#33. Okay, so let's say we're all in the bubble. What's tonight then? Part of the bubble too? Because, it can't be all bad if there's Nutter Butter pancakes, right?"
He flashed a crooked smile. "This? This is a blip in the bubble. A glitch in the matrix. This is the ultimate not-supposed to.

Margaux Froley

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #199766
#34. Do you remember what I forgot?

Erica Goros

The Best Funny Inspirational Quotes #201109
#35. I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.

Shania Twain

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#36. Ingrid Kristiansen then has smashed the world record, running the 5000 metres in 14:58.89. Truly amazing. Incidentally, this is a personal best for Ingrid Kristiansen.

David Coleman

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#37. Nature itself is the best physician.

Hippocrates

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#38. Generosity is the best investment.

Diane Von Furstenberg

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