Top 100 The Best Dirty Sayings

#1. Ripper in the front, ZZ in the back, Dirty in the mouth.

Madeline Sheehan

The Best Dirty Sayings #536
#2. I was a little bit of a slob who was sort of surrounded by dirty laundry. I can trace the exact moment that I became a tidy human being, and that moment was the day my son Sam was born.

Tim Daly

The Best Dirty Sayings #660
#3. I am Levi Black and my record was spotless; I didn't mess around with students, I didn't lose cases, and I sure as hell didn't air my dirty laundry in public.

J.J. McAvoy

The Best Dirty Sayings #1907
#4. I hope for an America where neither "fundamentalist" nor "humanist" will be a dirty word, but a fair description of the different ways in which people of good will look at life and into their own souls.

Edward Kennedy

The Best Dirty Sayings #2774
#5. I did love 'Dirty Sexy Money' quite a lot. I loved my tenure at 'Scrubs' quite a lot. 'ER' might have been my favorite guest star thing. 'We Were Soldiers' meant a lot to me.

Bellamy Young

The Best Dirty Sayings #3490
#6. I sit on it's edge, looking down at the man who feels like he just materialized out of nowhere. My head still swims with euphoria from the moment...a moment I was just in with one man whilst sleeping next to another. Suddenly feeling dirty, I pull the sheets wrapped in front of my body closer.

E.J. Mellow

The Best Dirty Sayings #3505
#7. And then," Darren continues dizzily, "when we've come, I'll keep you open with my fingers, keep you loose, and when I'm ready, I'll take you again.

Dominique Frost

The Best Dirty Sayings #4300
#8. A dream dirty and bruised is better than no dream at all.

Laini Taylor

The Best Dirty Sayings #4840
#9. That Miss Priss vibe she's got going on kind of does it for me. It makes me want to get her dirty. Really, really dirty.

Roni Loren

The Best Dirty Sayings #6972
#10. Buddhism is a heresy on Hinduism. It was Hinduism that did the dirty work for Buddhism, by the time Buddha came along priest-craft was an ancient tradition in India.

Terence McKenna

The Best Dirty Sayings #7868
#11. Her sickness came from the water," the nurse explained. "She should drink only good clean water. If the water is dirty, you should boil it for a count of two hundred before she drinks

Linda Sue Park

The Best Dirty Sayings #8280
#12. He must have been handsome when he was alive and was handsome still, although made monstrous by his pallor and her awareness of what he was. His mouth looked soft, his cheekbones as sharp as blades, and his jaw curved, giving him an off-kilter beauty. His black hair a mad forest of dirty curls.

Holly Black

The Best Dirty Sayings #8803
#13. Compassion is not a dirty word. Compassion is not a sign of weakness. In my view, compassion in politics and in public policy is in fact a hallmark of great strength. It is a hallmark of a society which has about it a decency which speaks for itself.

Kevin Rudd

The Best Dirty Sayings #11088
#14. You know you can't be a nice girl inside if you're a dirty slut outside

George Bernard Shaw

The Best Dirty Sayings #12884
#15. Girl, all you have to do is say the word, and Mr. Lusty McLust a Lot here will be happy to whisper some dirty nothings in your ear.

Wendy Higgins

The Best Dirty Sayings #13779
#16. She's my mate; that makes her mine. Forgetting that will see your neck no longer serving its purpose." "I love it when you talk dirty," she purred. "Give my regards to Lindsay.

Sylvia Day

The Best Dirty Sayings #18667
#17. People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh. But if it's a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it.

Michael Patrick King

The Best Dirty Sayings #21082
#18. When I first came to NBC, I thought it was going to be swimming with the sharks, all men for themselves, be careful and all that. I have to tell you I learned that you can be kind and a hard worker and move up. You don't have to play dirty or do things that you think happens at big corporations.

Hoda Kotb

The Best Dirty Sayings #21391
#19. Here's the dirty little secret: Fiat currency is designed to lose value. Its very purpose is to confiscate your wealth and transfer it to the government. Each time the government prints a new dollar and spends it, the government gets the full purchasing power of that dollar.

Michael Maloney

The Best Dirty Sayings #21592
#20. When the Lord's sheep are a dirty grey, all black sheep are more
comfortable.

Vance Havner

The Best Dirty Sayings #21669
#21. You need someone a little dirty, honey, with a heart of gold.

Kim Harrison

The Best Dirty Sayings #21720
#22. There's no shame with Park. Nothing is dirty. Because Park is the sun, and that's the best way she could think to explain it.

Rainbow Rowell

The Best Dirty Sayings #23105
#23. Oh God, this is so good, Princess, what is it?"
"Dark and stormy," she sighs. "And you may as well take the bowl. I can't use it now you've had your dirty paws in it."
"Hmmm, dark and stormy...like you. I like it.

Kerry Heavens

The Best Dirty Sayings #23134
#24. God abhors a naked singularity because that's when things stop making sense. Predictability breaks down. That's why the universe takes all its dirty little secrets and hides them in the centre of a black hole.

Gavin G. Smith

The Best Dirty Sayings #23808
#25. Listen, ah don't wanna speak ill of the dead but have ah told you that mah mother was a great whopping whale of a cunt? Well she was precisely that - a great whopping whale of a hog's cunt with a dirty maggot for a brain.

Nick Cave

The Best Dirty Sayings #25474
#26. Quoting, like smoking, is a dirty habit to which I am devoted.

Carolyn Gold Heilbrun

The Best Dirty Sayings #27900
#27. At first, I was able to use a Bunsen burner attached to my mother's gas stove, but the use of the kitchen as a laboratory came to an abrupt end when a minor explosion involving hydrogen sulphide spattered the newly painted decor and changed the colour from blue to dirty green!

John Vane

The Best Dirty Sayings #29635
#28. In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love.

Butch Hancock

The Best Dirty Sayings #30572
#29. Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are never satisfied except when they have a wad of the stuff in their mouth. So with drinking. It is largely a habit.

Thomas Jordan Jarvis

The Best Dirty Sayings #32314
#30. Why should I run all the way down to 17th St. to buy dirty, badly made books whenI can buy clean, beautiful ones
from you without leaving the typewriter? From whereI sit,London's a lot closer than 17th Street.

Helene Hanff

The Best Dirty Sayings #32503
#31. The activist is not the person who says the river is dirty. The activist is the person who cleans up the river

H. Ross Perot

The Best Dirty Sayings #32692
#32. In the end, the market will decide which is the better performer: dirty coal-fired power or clean wind and solar. Market-based competition. That doesn't sound like communism to me.

Frances Beinecke

The Best Dirty Sayings #32842
#33. I usually do my hair and makeup in 30 to 45 minutes, and if my hair is dirty, I'll just put it in a bun or a ponytail. If it's in a bun, I'll part it down the middle and do a low bun with a couple pieces in the front coming down.

Gigi Hadid

The Best Dirty Sayings #32987
#34. I've always tried to avoid politics because most politicians that I know are quite dirty in terms of human dignity, ethics and morals.

Steven Seagal

The Best Dirty Sayings #33481
#35. What, I'm a mechanic. I get dirty. If he wanted me to get all gussied up, he should have commend ahead.

Marissa Meyer

The Best Dirty Sayings #35873
#36. I've had a lot of sex. Dirty, vanilla, familiar and anonymous.

Ainsley Booth

The Best Dirty Sayings #35966
#37. Oh, if there were only a true religion. Fool that I am, I see a Gothic cathedral and venerable stained-glass windows, and my weak heart conjures up the priest to fit the scene. My soul would understand him, my soul has need of him. I only find a nincompoop with dirty hair.

Stendhal

The Best Dirty Sayings #36169
#38. People who use dirty methods to hurt others ... will be destroyed with methods that are even dirtier than theirs!! That's what I call justice!! Not to mention ... journalism! - Wolfgangina Lalla Getto

Tite Kubo

The Best Dirty Sayings #36379
#39. As if goaded by a kind of frantic despair, I sketched these dirty, ragged little victims of the war with their bruised, lacerated minds and bodies, their matted hair and runny noses. Here my life as a painter began in earnest.

Walter Keane

The Best Dirty Sayings #36554
#40. We don't need a point, son. We're juvenile, we're dirty, we don't have girls, we have noses full of snot, throats sore as hell, we've got scabs on us, we suffer bouts of acne, we've got no girls ... What more reasons do we need?

Markus Zusak

The Best Dirty Sayings #38978
#41. Great teams do not hold back with one another. They are unafraid to air their dirty laundry. They admit their mistakes, their weaknesses, and their concerns without fear of reprisal.

Patrick Lencioni

The Best Dirty Sayings #39104
#42. A dirty, joyous, bare-limbed freedom, which rose in his imagination like a vast airy cathedral, ruined perhaps, roofless, fan-vaulted to the skies, where they would weightlessly drift upward in a powerful embrace ...

Ian McEwan

The Best Dirty Sayings #40271
#43. You don't have to tell him anything, Asher,' Lily said, obviously renewing her loyalty in spite of his douche wafflosity.

Christopher Moore

The Best Dirty Sayings #40898
#44. We love dirty oral on the Down Low, but no going steady.

Kevin Smith

The Best Dirty Sayings #41518
#45. In one case, a group of innocent American tourists was taken on a tour bus through a country the members later described as "either France or Sweden" and subjected to three days of looking at old, dirty buildings in cities where it was not possible to get a cheeseburger.

Dave Barry

The Best Dirty Sayings #41565
#46. Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.

Shelley Duvall

The Best Dirty Sayings #42294
#47. And spare me the jokes about scoring."
"Dammit, woman, you read my mind," he said. "Is there no filthy wordplay you can't forsee?"
"It's my special magical power. I can read your mind when you're thinking dirty thoughts."
"So, ninety-five percent of the time.

Cassandra Clare

The Best Dirty Sayings #42718
#48. Warning: This book is short and right to the point - like the kind of story that gives you whiplash. If you enjoy unbelievable plots, and insta-everything going on, you may enjoy this dirty little read.

Jenika Snow

The Best Dirty Sayings #43809
#49. Everything I have is dirty, but I'm sure I can figure something. Maybe I can make a dress out of a garbage bag. Lady Gaga wore that meat dress to the VMA's, so I should be able to dress in a garbage bag. I'll get black ones, to symbolize my current state of mind. Like performance art of something.

Lauren Barnholdt

The Best Dirty Sayings #43932
#50. The dirty truth is that the rich are the great cause of poverty.

Michael Parenti

The Best Dirty Sayings #44020
#51. The CIA has been at the root of every dirty little war America has fought in this century. The CIA and dollar diplomacy.

Stephen King

The Best Dirty Sayings #44140
#52. I'd carry the mail for you, Ethel,
Stop running around with that pup,
He's got a car, sure, and jack to throw
Like water but what does he want?
What do they all want? something easy,
Something that somebody else worked for.
Ethel, lay off rich kids, you'll end dirty.

Kenneth Patchen

The Best Dirty Sayings #44844
#53. The other day, a doughnut shop in Portland called Pip's Originals tweeted me telling me that they named a doughnut after me called the 'Dirty Wu.' It is a cinnamon sugar doughnut drizzled with honey and Nutella. It was so good. I just won the Oscar in the sci-fi world.

Reggie Lee

The Best Dirty Sayings #45393
#54. Play fair, be prepared for others to play dirty, and don't let them drag you into the mud.

Richard Branson

The Best Dirty Sayings #45803
#55. War is society's dirty work, usually done by kids cleaning up failures perpetrated by adults.

Karl Marlantes

The Best Dirty Sayings #46572
#56. You think I'm dirty?"

"I know you're dirty. I want you in the shower so I can make you filthy.

Alisha Rai

The Best Dirty Sayings #47644
#57. Theres a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the church 27 years. Oh, yeah.

Al Green

The Best Dirty Sayings #48462
#58. You know, the dirty secret in the Director's Guild is that the average life expectancy of Director's Guild members is 57 years old. The stress level is so high and directors are generally really out of shape, cause they sit in the chair and they eat craft service.

Eli Roth

The Best Dirty Sayings #48603
#59. Still in bed at noon.
Everyday is Saturday,
when you are a whore.

Asa Akira

The Best Dirty Sayings #49298
#60. Take a bullet for the client. Make everything about the client. Honor the client's work. Do the dirty work.

Patrick Lencioni

The Best Dirty Sayings #49771
#61. politics was a necessarily dirty game of treachery and deceit.

Dave Robinson

The Best Dirty Sayings #50360
#62. I told you what I wanted from you. If you're refusing, fine. I'll pull out and finish on my own. But you'll be wearing cum on your dress for the rest of the day. Either way those men are going to know you were in here being the dirty little slut that you are. Your choice. Do you understand?

Laurelin Paige

The Best Dirty Sayings #51083
#63. I like to play dirty. I can also be very, very exacting." Rate St. Sebastian.

Samanthe Beck

The Best Dirty Sayings #51577
#64. I'm kind of a dirty guy, a little Bill Laimbeer-ish. Those are the guys I used to watch growing up. I used to watch Karl Malone; now I watch Boozer and Elton Brand and try to emulate those guys as much as possible because those guys are about the same size as me.

Kevin Love

The Best Dirty Sayings #53185
#65. I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.

Chris Kirkpatrick

The Best Dirty Sayings #54463
#66. I've played a lot of elegance and refinement, so to do something really down and dirty is a great attraction.

Natalie Dormer

The Best Dirty Sayings #54776
#67. The secret to a happy parternship? Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

Kevin Bacon

The Best Dirty Sayings #56856
#68. He who wears unclean garments, has dirty teeth, is a glutton, speaks unkindly and sleeps after sunrise - although he may be the greatest personality - will lose the favour of Lakshmi.

Chanakya

The Best Dirty Sayings #57584
#69. Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it?

Julie Kagawa

The Best Dirty Sayings #61656
#70. Naked and fully aroused, they were both clearly ready to go, and Tate couldn't stop himself from spitting in his palm and starting to really jerk himself off. "You dirty fucker,

Ella Frank

The Best Dirty Sayings #62007
#71. I wouldn't do a film like 'The Dirty Picture.' I have a husband and kids, and I won't be able to do justice to such a role. You need a certain mentality and ease to carry such a character.

Kajol

The Best Dirty Sayings #62936
#72. Need help washing other places?"
"Yeah. I'm really dirty."
"I can't believe you said that with a straight face."
"I can't believe you'll do it anyway.

S.E. Jakes

The Best Dirty Sayings #64213
#73. Retirement is not a dirty word, I am just enjoying what I am doing. If they want me to retire, then stop asking me. Ask and I will say yes unless it is something I really don't like.

Betty White

The Best Dirty Sayings #64997
#74. No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell

Stephen Chbosky

The Best Dirty Sayings #65054
#75. That our popular art forms have become so obsessed with sex has turned the U.S.A into a nation of hobbledehoys; as if grown people don't have more vital concerns, such as taxes, inflation, dirty politics, earning a living, getting an education, or keeping out of jail.

Anita Loos

The Best Dirty Sayings #65191
#76. Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.

Arthur Schopenhauer

The Best Dirty Sayings #65449
#77. There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.

Gary Snyder

The Best Dirty Sayings #65972
#78. Strike set out for his office beneath a sky of dirty silver,

Robert Galbraith

The Best Dirty Sayings #67622
#79. You wanted to ride, my nasty girl, so fucking ride," Sander challenged.

Setta Jay

The Best Dirty Sayings #68862
#80. It is possible to be clean in a dirty world.

Sheri Dew

The Best Dirty Sayings #68998
#81. Never in her wildest dreams would she have pegged this man as a dirty talker. Just went to show that you should never underestimate the quiet ones - and never let your guard down around them either.

Elle Kennedy

The Best Dirty Sayings #69965
#82. -You were in jail? What was it like?
-Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass.

Hannah Harrington

The Best Dirty Sayings #69990
#83. Every time you strip my sword, I owe you a kiss. How's that sound?" I bit my lip to keep from giggling.
"That sounds really dirty."
Patch waggled his brows. "Look whose mind just rolled into the gutter.

Becca Fitzpatrick

The Best Dirty Sayings #70213
#84. Only the superfluous is dirty.

Boris Pasternak

The Best Dirty Sayings #71607
#85. Nobody feels like an adult. It's the world's dirty secret.

Richard Jenkins

The Best Dirty Sayings #71808
#86. Make that dirty pussy come on my cock, Mia. Come all over it.

Nina G. Jones

The Best Dirty Sayings #71975
#87. You have no idea how dirty I can play." He laughed. "Bring. It. On.

Amy Andrews

The Best Dirty Sayings #74519
#88. You'll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you'll be played in the movies by Frank Sinatra and John Wayne or some of those other glamorous, war-loving, dirty old men. And war will look just wonderful, so we'll have a lot more of them. And they'll be fought by babies like the babies upstairs.

Kurt Vonnegut

The Best Dirty Sayings #75043
#89. Men rarely worry about using or being used because all relationships work that way. A man perceives himself as owning and being owned by a woman. 'Use' is a dirty word only when there's an imbalance in the relationship.

Warren Farrell

The Best Dirty Sayings #75346
#90. Money, thou bane of bliss, and source of woe,
Whence cam'st thou, that thou art so fresh and fine?
I know thy parentage is base and low:
Man found thee poor and dirty in a mine.

George Herbert

The Best Dirty Sayings #76899
#91. -I would die for you
-You lie
-If I lie, why do I stand here before and beg on my knees to get you back?
-Because you're feeling alone
-If need your love
-You don't need me, you only need a person
-And you're that person
-No I'm not
-But I love you
-That what I do

M..

The Best Dirty Sayings #79300
#92. You need the money, the cash flow, but it's more than that, admit it. You love the game. The thrill, the taking off the bad guys, even the danger, the idea that you might get caught.

Don Winslow

The Best Dirty Sayings #79990
#93. They don't want to get dirty and they know that Trump loves this kind of thing. And your polls, and yours are what's giving them the material that they need, it's the oxygen that the Trump campaign requires, a poll every three or four days showing him where he is.

Ted Koppel

The Best Dirty Sayings #80308
#94. Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

Dave Barry

The Best Dirty Sayings #84918
#95. When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you is not dirty to the other person. Comedy is one of those things you throw against the wall and see what sticks.

Larry The Cable Guy

The Best Dirty Sayings #85336
#96. I'm very parasitic, from my own experiences. I just go and mine my dirty laundry, you know, and go through it until I find something that's interesting enough to me to write a song about.

Nikki Jean

The Best Dirty Sayings #85663
#97. She gathered herself together. No one could describe the scorn of her expression or the contemptuous hatred she put into her answer.
You men! You filthy dirty pigs! You're all the same, all of you. Pigs! Pigs!

W. Somerset Maugham

The Best Dirty Sayings #85695
#98. A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up for the consumption of children and other innocents.

Richard Reeves

The Best Dirty Sayings #85803
#99. Perhaps we should never procure a new suit, however ragged or dirty the old, until we have so conducted or enterprised or sailed in some way, that we feel like new men in the old, and that to retain it would be like keeping new wine in old bottles.

Henry David Thoreau

The Best Dirty Sayings #87293
#100. We will never be cleansed until we confess we are dirty. And we will never be able to wash the feet of those who have hurt us until we allow Jesus, the one we have hurt, to wash ours.

Max Lucado

The Best Dirty Sayings #88586

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