Top 11 Thanksgiving Day Humorous Quotes

#1. You can use power for good or bad, for control or freedom. You grew up watching your dad abuse it one way and it made you take the opposite direction. That's what we all think. Everything's about balance. That's what sustains life. Maybe your role is to keep your dad in check?

Katie Kacvinsky

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#2. Never give up. Things will get hard. No relationship is easy. You have to work through your problems as if tomorrow isn't guaranteed, because it's not. Never go to bed angry and always make sure you say I love you every chance you get.

Teresa Mummert

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#3. Jesus is Jesus. So, I'm not sure I'd get into the business of making somebody into Jesus. That's just me.

Andy Andrews

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#4. Spend more time in a Jiu Jitsu gi than in street clothes.

Ryron Gracie

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#5. I give away CDs at shows if someone wants a CD but doesn't have any money. I wouldn't want to do that forever.

Joanna Newsom

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#6. Throughout history, human exploitation of the earth has produced this progression: colonize-destroy-move on.

Garrett Hardin

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#7. Nightmare and dream both are not real, but I do always love my nightmare; because it offers me gratitude while the latter makes me disappointed.

M.F. Moonzajer

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#8. But we know in the South that the real purpose of manners is to make life easier for everyone, easier both to keep to oneself and to avoid the uneasy commerce of offense and even insult. Either one shakes hands with someone or one ignores him or one kills him. What else is there?

Walker Percy

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#9. Let us not get so busy or live so fast that we can't listen to the music of the meadow or the symphony that glorifies the forest. Some things in the world are far more important than wealth; one of them is the ability to enjoy simple things.

Dale Carnegie

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#10. It's a growing trend. Viewers are our customers, but so are advertisers. And advertisers want different ways to reach our viewers.

Jeff Zucker

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#11. White pussy is nothin but trouble.

Cormac McCarthy

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