Thanks For Existing Quotes

#1. Thanks for existing, R.E.M. It's hard to overstate how much these guys changed everything, creating an entire rock audience in their own image.

Rob Sheffield

#2. I am a scholar of stupidity, so thanks for existing.

William C. Brown

#3. Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?

Louis XIV Of France

#4. I won't be active in the day-to-day operations of the ball club at all.

George Steinbrenner

#5. Some people get offended by what I write, by what I do with my life and by what I say to those they never saw. And they also get offended when told they are too stupid to have the right to judge anyone. These poor souls don't know that respect and intelligence are correlated.

Daniel Marques

#6. You can't do good work on a short-term contract. You need to be engaged over a period of time.

Yves Behar

#7. I have not been in Fairyland nearly long enough to start crying, September thought, then bit her tongue savagely.

Catherynne M Valente

#8. Thanks to President Obama, being a woman will no longer be a pre-existing condition!

Cecile Richards

#9. If you're interested, you'll be there.

Ken MacLeod

#10. So long as they speak your name, you shall never die.

Dan Brown