Thank You For The Christmas Bonus Quotes

#1. Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on.

J.K. Rowling

#2. I think I've got one more series in me, and I don't care what it is.

Lee Majors

#3. I was very good at my work and I wasn't real good at my life.

Bob Greene

#4. During life's crisis ... try to worry less and smile more.

Timothy Pina

#5. I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

Kristen Schaal

#6. But what of the little question of your secret, Lady Archer?"
"Will remain so if you're a pile of ash on my floor.

Kristen Callihan

#7. If you want magic, let go of your armor. Magic is so much stronger than steel.

Richard Bach

#8. Princes give rewards with their own hands,
But death or punishment by the hands of other.

John Webster

#9. Two suitcases, in one the wardrobe, the earthly essentials, in the other- manuscripts, the spiritual supplies, then you are at home everywhere-Zweig GW Tagebuecher p. 383

Stefan Zweig

#10. The airplane was a complicated system encompassing many components, but to a skilled pilot it still had the intimate quality of a hand tool. The love that lays the swale in rows is also the love that parts the clouds for the stick-and-rudder man.

Nicholas Carr

#11. The generous way of putting it is that we were not ready for this. The less generous way is to say: How was it possible to return to the politics of appeasement of the 1930s?

Paddy Ashdown

#12. I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement.

Kurt Cobain

#13. Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.

Hank Williams Jr.

#14. My desire was no less than before, you understand, but I no longer identified with the desire. Perhaps that is why taking them too seriously, we not only increase our susceptibility to disappointment, we actually create a climate inhospitable to the free and easy fulfillment of those desires.

Tom Robbins